What in the name of everything holy is up with Mary Kate Olsen's sunglasses/bifocals? These have to be a joke. Right? Please tell me this is a joke. If it's not, I have a half eaten twinkie and an empty red bull can that I can autograph for the first person to send me the shattered remains of those glasses. Picture by KCS Presse

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Tonya Harding's ex-husband, Jeff Gillooly, isn't exactly a 'winner' by any stretch of the imagination but how he managed to have sex with this woman and video tape it without committing suicide afterwards is a testament to humanity's will to live.

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Now you ladies can fantasize about teen boys AND Brad Pitt at the same time. You can thank me later. More pics after the jump!

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Hugh Hefner allegedly asked the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, to pose for Playboy magazine when they turned 18. They declined the offer but that did stop the geriatric nudie publisher from asking them again to pose in celebration of their 22nd birthday.

"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star. Unfortunately, it's not their dream. "They're all about high-end fashion these days," says the insider. "They want to do Vogue."

Hef has officially lost it if he thinks the Olsen twins are "every young man's fantasy" and to prove my point, I have attached an artistic rendering of what their spread might look like. If that turns you on, you need help. Star Magazine: Does Playboy Want The Olsen Twins? More pics after the jump!

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The streets of Los Angeles are not just crawling with paparazzi but also with autograph hunters. Lots and lots of autograph hunters who hang outside celebrity hot spots or regular Hollywood haunts with pictures in hand (usually alphabetized in binder form) waiting for some celebrity to scribble their name on a headshot from 1992. Now Johnny Depp is the #1 celebrity in the world of autograph hunters so where does Tara Reid stand? What's her autograph worth? Like an ashtray worth of cigarette butts? So I guess my question is, after standing outside Mr. Chow's restaurant for three hours waiting for an A-lister to walk through the door only to have Tara Reid stumble out, is this guy disappointed or does he run home, rub one out, and call his friends? Pictures by Octavio R Vera Jr and Larry Chen More pics after the jump!

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Jamie Lynn Spears has been the opposite of of her sister Britney by laying low in her Kentwood, Louisiana hometown but she was spotted out running errands with her mom, Lynne. Here's a tip Lynne, if you want to make a mint off the baby picture, keep her behind closed doors and only let her out once or twice when she's about to pop so we all can see the belly. Then phone up the tabs. Ka-ching! More pics after the jump!

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