You may have noticed that the celebrity news front is eerily quiet and the only celebs out on the town besides Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are F-listers on a good day. So where is everyone? Getting ready for the Oscar's of course! Botox treatments take at least five days to heal so celebs are probably filling up waiting rooms across Los Angeles to get their faces (and armpits) de-wrinkled. And don't forget the camera adds at least 10lbs so they'll be too weak from starving themselves to hit up Robertson Blvd or the Hollywood hotspots. I on the other hand will be doing the complete opposite and seeing how many cases of Pabst I can polish off between now and Sunday. I'm shooting for 13.