I can't believe you wrote this about her!!! What an ASSHOLE you are! Do you realize that even a size 8 is smaller than most American women today? It is hard to find average teenage girls in a size 4 or 6 anymore! Take a look around outside of your local strip club filled with crack whores and anorexic women who degrade themselves daily. Would you like for all of us ot look like Shauna Sand, Pam Anderson,or a fake Barbie Doll? Do you think we like hearing who you would Bang, F_ck, or what you would do to our tits? You can be so gross toward women! Amazing you can even keep a decent woman for a girlfriend!!! Don't you have a mother or sisters? The rest of us are just normal women, mothers, wives... We all seem to find employment. I usually enjoy your wit and dry humor but I think you cross the line when you insult the people you are trying to sell your BS to. I don't know if I want to check-out your site anymore! You are a jerk-off!!! Happy Birthday to Jennifer. You are still a beautiful woman in my opinion and I can see in your eyes and bright smile that you have found true happiness and the love of good man. Maybe the guys at Splash could take some lessons in being a man from him? Maybe you & Joe Francis could be room mates soon? Being the ass that he is didn't get him anywhere either. I just plan to teach my beautiful and petite daughters to avoid this attitude and guys like you! Have some respect and show some dignity, or have you lost that?

Haaaaa looks like you hit a tender topic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fat ass bitches. Here's an idea stop having thirds...or not eating when we are around and then wolfing down and entire bowl of tool house cookie batter and a half gallon of rocky road ice cream at 2 am Haaaaaaaaa pigs haaaaaaaa. I don't know where you live but i see size 4 and size 6 girls and women every day. why do you want JLH to be roommates with Joe Francis? You have a super crush on him dont you Trisha?!!?

Jennifer's a goddess, perfect in every way.

She is so sweet. Why pick on her. I don't think writing about her size will help the already f'd up image girls have of themselves these days. Chris shame on you.

PS. Chris read dlisted. Michael writes with such incredible wit. Why don't you try more of that?

@trisha: i thought we was in luvs, babee!

'now move yo' big ass 'round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby ....'

It's more like Drunken Stepfather here than DListed now.