TMZ just broke that story that litle Barron Hilton called Paris and asked that she bail him out of jail today after his DUI arrest. Like the big sister she is, Paris said no, supposedly telling Barron "you're going to learn your lesson." Because the amount of irony in that statement would cause the universe to implode, I think someone is trying to cover for Paris by lying to TMZ. She was rumored to be on her way to Las Vegas today to continue the week long ego-massage that is her birthday celebration and nothing gets in the way of Paris celebrating Paris. I'm 99% sure the answer Barron got from her this morning was "Like, I'm totally sorry, but you know that it's like my birthday week and I'm on my way to Vegas and like it would be totally not hot to turn around and bail you out. Byeeeeeeeeeee." The remaining 1% is just me hedging my bets on how many "likes" were used in the conversation. TMZ: Paris Bails on Baby Bro