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10:23 Thursday, February 28, 2008
“It’s truly an honor to perform for the troops,†Jessica said in a statement. “Through Operation MySpace, I get to serve my country by doing what I love to do in front of thousands of brave men in uniform. It’s every girl’s dream!"Wow, it really sucks to be a soldier in the U.S. Army. First you have to go half way around the world to fight some bullsh*t war only to be forced to sit through a concert by Jessica Simpson, who should just give up on the whole singing and acting crap and just get naked already, and a performance by Carlos Mencia. I think I'd rather go A.W.O.L. in the Iraqi desert, have my head lopped off with a knife previously used to birth a baby camel and have my body, minus head, be tried and sentenced for treason than sit through that load of crap. Operation MySpace Pictures by Doug Meszler More pics after the jump!
I'm pretty sure all the men there will like her just fine.
She's switching to cuntry music for a reason. Why subject everyone to her catterwalling?
Catterwalling: means bellowing, bawling, whining, or just about any irritating racket one can make.
Maybe she can make some friends other than hanging with her doggie and Ken (Weaver)Paves.
She's cute.