What's the Waverly Inn? Why, it's a restaurant in the Village that has been there forever, and that anyone was welcome to patronize--reservations graciously accepted! But since Graydon Carter so selfishly decided to transform it into his own private club (he hasn't acquired enough money & fame already? and these stars have nowhere else in NYC to dine?) it's now a "celebrity hot spot", a "see-and-be-seen" joke that humiliates the B-listers with tables "in the back", and serves $50 mac & cheese (or so I've heard--I'm sure I'll never see for myself).

Can't wait until he (or his pals) get bored with it, and sell it off to someone who will restore it to a real NYC landmark restaurant again--open to all.