Congrats to them!

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie
He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

That's crazy shit...almost like godlike..yikes...why the obsession with stars?

I love this woman !

I thought the joke was pretty funny!

they are always good to the fans.

she is sick ,sure want to buy more kids. i guess the kids will know more babysitters than they will have friends in life. sad sad sad

agree with posting nr.9. she is a very insecure human being. sad for the kids.

Aw the poor jen fans, attacking Angelina cuz she's having Brad's kids. Calling her insecure. LOL! Jennifer Aniston was the insecure one, she was the neurotic one! For 7 years she refused to give Brad what he wanted the most. She knew he'd love their kids more than her. She was an egocentric bitch. Brad had found the right woman of his life. Within 3 years of being together with Angelina Jolie, they had 2 bios kids! So what does it say about your dear jenjen? She's a loser. 39 year old, manless, childless, with a rotten uterus due to the many abortions she had. She must be doing more screaming at the ocean as we speak. Prepare for more pity parties on Oprah soon.

Dixiesour, you are a sad human...let it go..Jen does not give a shit, sure it hurt first time, but likely she is way over him,...as for manless? how do you know?...she is way better off that way...one does not need to be a couple to be happy, actually it can be just great without all that shit.Trust me.

ahhhh love the big stars who takes their time to sign stuff.... there the BEST.

ahaha, maria, you've just called your idol a whore! no wonder she's slept with so many men since the divorce! and she does care. she must be hurting inside, otherwise she wouldn't freeze her eggs. she knows her clock is ticking. ahahah! and for u calling me sad just bcuz i'm dissing your pathetic idol, are the others dissing the Jps sad too? now go scream at the ocean and join maniston to her pity party.

DIXIesour, i think you are sour for sure. get a life. your comment is not wanted here.and Maria seems to have a good point, why need a man to be happy? Jen can be happy without one and hey who are you to call Jen neurotic... do not wanna know what you are... i am sure you are single and have a toy with lots of batteries on your bedside :-))))

Jen is neurotic ! That's a fact !

she used to go to a shrink for more than a decade to try to solve her issues with her poor image, doesn't speak to her mother and refused to pay her illness expenses so she had to be left at some public welfare hospital all that because the woman dared to talk about her hair, freaks out because a journalist write that she was homely looking, kneel publicly arse in the air among old men, doesn't speak to any of her siblings and considers her dogs like her children (her own words !)

She is UNDOUBTEDLY neurotic and a serious freak wanna be porn star !

Angie's amazing!!
love her so much and i'm so insanely excited that she and brad are expecting again!! :)
i am kind of hoping the baby will be a boy; but a girl would be adorable also :)
God Bless this beautiful family...

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(Light humor for this contentious Political Season- Submitted by fanboy I am presuming)
10 Reasons Angelina Jolie should be our first Woman President
Something extra for those wanting to escape the primary season:
1. Angelina understands Iraq better than any current candidate, President Bush, and everybody else except General Petraeus who ought to listen to her.
2. Brad Pitt, and their contributions to rebuilding New Orleans after Katrina.
3. Her ability to work with the United Nations in Africa.
4. Demonstrating how to ditch a bad partner (Billy Bob) and get a better one (Brad).
5. An ardent supporter of Second Amendment Rights (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
6. A right to live decently policy for kids that isn’t anti or pro anything else.
7. An ability to wrestle monsters (Beowulf).
8. Making videogames seem like real life, sort of (I Heart U, Lara Croft!)
9. International experience with the pesky French from living large in France.
10. Looks better in pant suits than the current woman candidate for President, and way better in

dixiesour, lmao..I love how you think you know these people. Thank you for your insight..I'm sure you know everything about them.

You people can go to hell. I'm sick of you all kissing Jolie's bony ass. The truth is, you all thought she was a crazy brother fucking, blood toting, vampire a few years ago too.

Alot of people give to charity and help. Not just her, you fools. Natalie Portman, Dew Barrymore, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones (opened up a HOSPITAL), ...uh, almost everyone in Hollywood. They all give to charity. They all go to bombed out third world countries to help people. Most of them do more than just collect children.

The only reason these women aren't in magazines or on this wretched site is because they don't lead trashy lives like Jolie. If Natalie Portman, a Harvard grad, not a ex-druggie like Jolie seduced someones husband, everyone would turn their attention on her. But she isn't a total piece of crap, so she doesn't do that.

I hope you all realize that by getting with Brad Pitt, Jolie totally revived her DEAD career. Had she not have gotten with him...she would still be the wierdo she is today...with not as much of a thought cast towards her by the media.

And who would leave their wives for someone they haven't even had sex with..Hmm..

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