The "discreet entrance" for VIPs at the Penthouse Gentleman's Club in Las Vegas was revealed this weekend. Now unless it's a secret tunnel that heads straight to your car, it really can't be that discreet. . . especially with the velvet ropes, red carpet, and side-boob flashage going on. Oh, and the grabbing, too. Now that's some good publicity, regardless of how useful this VIP entrance might actually be. **I was just checking out these pictures a third time. How totally smug does guest Gary Dell'Abate look?!**

Pictures by Scott Doctor