Ex-fatty Jared Fogel is still milking his 15 minutes and today retired his 60-inch waist "before" pants with the help of New York Giant football player Michael Strahan. We get it Jared, you were fat. You were huge. You were this obese mess that lost a whole lot of weight by walking to the Subway sandwich shop and subsisted on a diet of their over-processed soggy "subs" made by ex-cons with rudimentary skills in addition instead of stuffing your face with bags of sour cream and onion chips, whole pigs, and 3-liter bottles of coke. Enough already. Call me when you've put all the weight back on plus some and the fire department have to remove a wall in your house before than can forklift you out of there. Fun fact: 60-inches is the approximate size of the gap in Strahan's front teeth Pictures by Zack Seckler More pics after the jump!