3:22 Thursday, January 3, 2008

Titanic star Leonardo DiCaprio has taken the plunge with a remote controlled toilet that warms the seat before he gets on the throne. I never intended to start my 'blogging' day talking about cr*ppers, but I thought some of you might take some humor from the silly things celebs do!
Leonardo spent a whopping $3,200 to have his Los Angeles mansion kitted out with the flash flusher, and he won't even have to get his hands dirty as the toilet seat of the 'Toto Neorest 500' automatically flips up when the owner approaches it.
Just six seconds after Oscar-nominated Leo leaves his five star toilet the seat will automatically go back down. The posh toilet also comes with a timer-cleaning mode, and a built-in deodorizer, which kills off any nasty pongs. And the water-saving toilet was no poo-er choice as it meets environmentally friendly Leo's high standards.
"Leo loves his new toilet," an insider told In Touch magazine. "It's more like a toy since it has a remote control."
Pictures: Splash / Toto
4:30 Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Newlyweds Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley have landed in Mexico for their honeymoon but don't expect Josh to use that guitar he packed along for the trip to set the mood to make some babies. Heigl tells OK! Magazine that she and her husband are going to
wait to start a family.
"I'd like to start talking children seriously in the next year," the 29-year-old beauty reveals to OK!, "but Josh feels more like two years, so we'll probably do a year and a half." And while Katherine tells OK! she'd like to have a big family — five or six children — Josh, 27, who was raised as one of six kids, says, "My view is, let's take it one day and one child at a time!"
There you go Josh, you have a year of meaningless sex with one of Hollywood's hottest up and coming stars.
Pictures by Clasos.com
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3:42 Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Earlier we brought you
the pictures of Brad Pitt taking his adopted son Pax Thien for ride around the New Orleans site of his Make It Right development and now here are the videos.
Cutest. Videos. Ever.
3:32 Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Tom Brady, fresh off beating my New York Giants to be the first team to go undefeated over a 16 game season, is enjoying his time off at girlfriend Gisele Bundchen's New York City apartment.
Brady and his Patriots have a bye in the first round of NFL playoffs so he's probably going to hole up at Gisele's for a couple days to "rest up" (yeah right) for his January 12th game against the winner of the Jacksonville Jaguars/Pittsburgh Steelers game this weekend.
Who needs to visit their newborn son for some pre-game inspiration when they can bang a Victoria's Secret model for a few days instead?
Pictures by Ed Isabella
1:02 Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Usually I'm all for T&A bikini photos but now that we are on what feels like day 45 of Nicollette Sheridan on the beach in St. Bart's, I can't help but feel like I did at the end of "Showgirls."
There was so much nudity (with about 14% being relevant to the plot) that by the end of the movie, I was kind of bored with Elizabeth Berkeley's tits. And I'm a dude, a straight dude. Do you know how hard it is to make breasts boring for me?
Scientists had put a man on the moon, built a space station, and invented nuclear energy before Hollywood was able to make a movie that made breasts boring.
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12:45 Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Who took a page out of their local plumber's playbook?
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