I sh*t you not, I was rocking out to 'Suicide Solution' by Ozzy Osbourne when this picture came in (I've had my Ozzy, Sabbath, Zakk Wylde and Black Label Society playlist on shuffle all day). Do you think it's an omen? Picture by Eric Boone

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I love me some Sophia Bush. She's gorgeous, talented, and in light of the way her peers (Britney, Paris, and Lindsay) behave on a daily basis, she's a refreshing break from all that is train wrecky. But is that an incredibly unflattering dress, terrible camera angle, or did Sophia splurge over the holidays? I thought black was supposed to be slimming. Pictures by Ralph Notaro More pics after the jump!

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Keeping up with her routine Jessica Alba visited the gym again and did her best to hide from the paparazzi. Why do celebrities insist on going to the gym and then act all pissed when they're photographed leaving? It's not like they can't afford to build their own home gym and hire a trainer (it would also cut out all the guys perving on them on the stairmaster). Homegirl can get a bowflex for as low as $14/month or try the Chuck Norris Total Gym for 30-days risk free for $1. Stop it already. Pictures by Hooked on Hollywood More pics after the jump!

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Since Lindsay Lohan has left rehab her only paying gig it seems is tipping off the paparazzi or selling her photos directly so it's no wonder that rumors are spreading that LiLo is possibly broke according to the New York Daily News.

A pal of the cash-strapped actress tells us she has been openly asking friends for spending money. A separate source tell us Ariva - the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge she has been unofficially promoting - paid her a sum in the mid-five figures this week. Officially, Ariva reps have denied it is paying Lohan - possibly because of all the recent paparazzi pics of her smoking.

Since she's pretty much turned herself into box office poison and she has a whole family of gravy trainers to feed it's not hard to believe that she's short on cash. Adding to Lohan's troubles is she was spotted drinking champagne in a Capri, Italy nightclub on New Years.

"After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year's Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track," her lawyer, Blair Berk, tells People.

She's broke, off the wagon, and was photographed making out with several different dudes; sounds like everything is back to normal to me. Pictures by Italfoto Srl More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Is Lindsay Lohan Going Broke? Off The Wagon?

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We're only three days into 2008 and Paris Hilton has already flashed her underwear twice (click here for the first). Is Paris the 'Farmer's Almanac' of panties predictions? Is 2008 going to be even bigger for celebs 'accidentally' flashing their knickers? For my job's sake, I hope so. Picture by Eric Boone

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First Kelly Brook got her kit off on the beach in St. Bart's and now this! Do you know which celebutard got cozy with another chick in a Las Vegas nightclub? Pictures by Eric Boone More pics after the jump!

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