In another bizarre twist to the Britney versus Kevin Federline custody battle, wannabe rapper K-Fed has reportedly upped the ante and hired extra security to prevent Britney from trying to snatch their children. Federline is said to be livid about Britney's early release on Saturday morning after having just completed 36 hours of psychiatric evaluation. A source close to Federline reveals to OK! magazine, Kevin's fears for his children's safety. "Kevin is so worried that Britney will rush his house and try to grab the boys, just like she tried to do last February," “The boys are safe for now,” the source goes on. “But Kevin feels Britney is clearly deranged, and theres no telling what shell do. After all, this is a woman who two days ago barricaded herself in her bedroom with her youngest child for three hours!” “You cant get mentally well in a hospital after 36 hours.“ Picture: London Entertainment// Splash News

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Paul McCartney taking a break and is on vacation, too. (Just how many does that make it for today, then? Let's see. . .  Nicolette and Michael just barely got back, then there's Amy and Cyndi. . .) We found him hanging out on the beach wearing his Hawaiian boardshorts and looking a little disgruntled at times. Perhaps that's why he took to the ocean on his own-- he was looking awfully pensive.

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Disney World Officials raised eyebrows after banning children from one of their restaurants. Kids under 10 won't be allowed in Victoria and Albert's, the only five-star restaurant at Disney and one of the few restaurants in the U.S. with regulations against young children. "Because it is the only five-diamond restaurant in Central Florida, we are very careful with Victoria & Albert's," said Rosemary Rose, Disney World's Vice President. "Combined with the research we've done with five-diamond restaurants outside Central Florida and the guest feedback we've gotten... we stepped back and said it's time to take a look at this practice." But at Disney World? C'mon. Stock picture by Charley Gallay

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It was reported that Dr. Phil was shocked when he saw Britney, but really-- what was he expecting? He said that Britney is in "dire need" of psychiatric and medical help after visiting her in the hospital, and reported that "My meeting with Britney and some of her family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention. She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car." But besides Dr.Phil, I keep thinking about Jayden being taken to the hospital for "preventative reasons" following the stand-off at Britney's house. Sure, it may be standard procedure after a "protracted incident" but honestly. . . those poor kids. Stock picture by London Entertainment

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Depressing celeb vacation? No way. As far as things go, Amy Winehouse is making things look great in comparison to her usual state. Splash caught up with her posing with fans in the airport, signing autographs, and being generally jovial. She may look a little disheveled from time to time, but for some reason her style seems to work a lot better in tropical climates. Of course, it could just be that she's wearing a short-sleeved shirt somewhere a little more appropriate.

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I'm scared for Cyndi Lauper-- she really looks like she's going to burn in a half hour more of this Hawaiian sun. Is that the expression of someone who's having fun? I'm not so sure about that. I think these shots are going to go in my catalogue of "incredibly awkward celeb vacations."

Pictures by Turgeon/Rocke

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