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Things look back to normal for Britney Spears and her paparazzo boyfriend. The two went out for lunch, again, this time to Jerry's Famous Deli. I wasn't there to see what she ate but I have a feeling that Brit Brit had the pastrami sandwich, 2 Kishkas with Gravy, a baked potato (with sour cream, chives, bacon-bits, chili, cheese and onion), an ice cream float (root beer) and snickers cake for desert while Adnan probably had the chicken breast salad (dressing on the side and no cheese) as he has to watch that girlish figure of his. Video by Austin Raishbrook

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Katherine Heigl is back from her honeymoon and looks like she's already feeding that nesting instinct. People Paparazzo Marcelo Araujo spotted the 'Greys' Anatomy' star shopping for carpet last weekend. Don't forget that you too can be a People Paparazzi! The next time you see a celebrity filming a movie, shopping on Robertson or vacationing in the Bahamas whip out your camera or your cell phone and snap away. Then send us the pictures and we will try and make you money! Check out the specifics over at People Paparazzi and start pappin! More pics after the jump!

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In non-celebrity news (more importantly, none Britney Spears related), a woman crashed her Mercedes SUV into the Le Pain Quotidien coffee shop on Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills after spilling hot coffee on her lap. The kicker? It was the coffee shop she had bought the coffee from.

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Prince Frederick Von Anhalt is insane. Everyone knows that. First he claimed he fathered Anna Nicole Smiths' daughter Dannielynn and then there was that whole robbery thing where he was stripped and tied to the steering wheel of his car that no one believes ever happened but for the first minute and a half of this video, he actually makes sense. Really, he does.

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First he says that Britney Spears needs real help in her life (which she does) and that she needs love to get through these hard times but then he just loses it and blames ex-husband Kevin Federline for everything saying he:

"deserves a kick in the f*cking ass."

If trying to protect your kids from their out of control mother deserves "a kick in the ass," then what does the trailer park mother of 7 who supplements her income from the government by prostituting herself at the local TA truck stop and making meth in her double wide kitchen deserve? A medal from the Anhalt School of Parenting? Video by Hooked On Hollywood

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Before Britney Spears was denied visiting her kids Monday morning, she was wreaking havoc on clothing store Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California.

Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Britney came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks! "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style. "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.” “Then she muttered, 'F--- you!' and left the store."

Um, are we really surprised by this? We got pictures of her last summer stumbling out of a dressing room, exposing herself to the staff and the crowd of paparazzi. As for spending 45 minutes in a dressing room with Adnan "making weird noises?" She was either stuffing her face with the tacos that she carries around in her purse at all times (in case of emergencies) or her and Adnan were humping. Your guess is as good as mine. Pictures by Hot Shots Worldwide Unedited pics after the jump!

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"My name is Frankie! Not Malcom b*itch. Get it through your head! I'm a real person not a character on TV! Now shut up and let me suck your life essence so I can get some real roles!" Leave your captions in the comments! Picture by Tom Vickers More pics after the jump!

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