After dining with Jerry Seinfeld and his wife, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes arrived back at their hotel in Uptown Manhattan looking like they were ready to pop a few arthritis tablets before tucking up in their separate beds with a hot water bottle and good book. When did they get so 'fuddy duddy'? When you look back at Katie and Tom when they first met, they look so fresh and ALIVE! C'mon Katie sort it out, I know your married now and you're a mum, but you are also 29, and you should be enjoying the skin you live in, cos one day you'll look in the mirror and it'll be around your ankles! Pictures: Ahmad Elatab / Jackson Lee / Splash / Fernando Allende

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A pregnant Jessica Alba was still looking trim and healthy when we spotted the star going to her gym in L.A. The baby bump was only just visible under her tight yellow top. Will she keep up her exercise routine when her ankles start to swell? Well, this is Hollywood, so probably yes. Oh, and note that's Jessica's favorite magazine! Pictures: Hooked on Hollywood

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Yes folks, the man who once had the public convinced he was Lance Armstrong's b*tch, has announced he is expecting. The walking muscle, Matthew McConaughey, confirmed that his girlfriend is 3 months pregnant on his website. McConaughey, 38, wrote: "My girlfriend Camilla [22] and I made a baby together... its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far." The Texas born star has been dating Brazilian model Alves since July 2007, and has had a series of high-profile relationships with a number of beauty's including Sandra Bullock, Ashley Judd, Salli Richardson and Penelope Cruz. In November 2006, McConaughey poked fun at the rumours he was involved in a gay relationship with cyclist Lance Armstrong, with the comment, "We tried it. Wasn't for us. Pictures: Ben Tsui / Hot Shots Worldwide / St. Clair / Winslow / Cliff / Malia Sobel / KCS / Ahmad Elatab / Jackson Lee

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If you required any more proof that Tom Cruise was dropped as a child - then this 9 minute Scientology rant should do it. The white padded cell is just out of shot on the right. To see Tom in full Scientology flow CLICK HERE. “It’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist, and it’s something that you have to earn because a Scientologist does... has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Being a Scientologist, you look at someone and know absolutely that you can help them.” Stock Picture: A.Macpherson

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Zac Efron has been rushed to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai with appendicitis according to TMZ.com. Teenage girls of America and the men of West Hollywood don't freak out, the perfectly coifed star is said to be recovering comfortably. Hair gel stocks are sure to take a tumble tomorrow though. Picture by Ciao Hollywood

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Four days prior to the Jayden James hostage crisis that resulted in Britney Spears being locked up at Cedars-Sinai for a few hours, her shady personal assistant Sam Lufti found a suicide note that Britney had left in the kitchen according to In Touch Magazine.

"The letter was very sad," says a friend. "It was filled with reasons why she shouldn't live, included lines from poems about death. She said in it she was sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted. She mentioned how lonely and unfair life could be, how peaceful death seems and how your mind would finally be at ease." The friend adds, "She went on and on about wanting to just rest in peace."

No offense to In Touch Magazine but until I see the note, complete with bubbly cursive letters (I bet she dots her "I's" with hearts), I'm not buying it. No way Britney found "lines from poems about death" because the list of ingredients on a can of Red Bull cannot be considered poetry no matter how loosely or artistically you interpret the definition. And for a person that probably still describes dying as "becoming worm food," resting in peace means about as much to her as the physics of getting a plane off the ground. Ya mean them thar planes don't flap them wings? Golly! More pics after the jump!

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