Update: Gwyneth apparently has already returned home. It must have been a small stick. Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to Mount Sinai hosptial in New York yesterday for undisclosed reasons.

"She was slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by [husband] Chris Martin," an eyewitness tells Us [Magazine]. "She looked not well." At 6:30 p.m., a bag — labeled "Gwyneth Martin" — from NYC organic home supply store Organics Avenue was delivered.

My theory is she's having that stick removed from her ass.