Britney Spears Pees, Doesn't Poop
12:01 Thursday, January 31, 2008
“Her family had two secret meetings with lawyers on Tuesday to figure out how to make this happen. “They’re afraid her body is shutting down. She hasn’t been eating for almost a week. She can’t sleep, even though she’s been taking sleeping pills. She stopped taking her medications because she thought they weren’t working.†Speaking of her body shutting down, Britney was photographed buying laxatives at a Rite Aid pharmacy in LA on Jan. 29. "Along with not sleeping, she hasn't been going to the bathroom. She's been peeing, she just hasn't been, you know, going to the bathroom," says the insider. As for what went down at Brit’s house this morning, “The shrink went to Britney's house. Brit thought it was for a session, but the doctor explained, ‘Honey, after 60 hours without sleep you can start to hallucinate. If you're out there driving under those conditions, you are a danger to other people on the road. You've got to go to the hospital for help.â€She can stuff her face full of laxatives and ADD drugs but she can't bring herself to take her bi-polar and anti-anxiety pills? Now we know what Britney's priorities are: sh*tting so she can can keep gorging on tacos and maximizing the amount of time she can be photographed by cutting out the need to sleep. People think she's crazy but it sounds like good business to me.
Uh, duh: if you have not eaten in a week you are not going to produce any poop.........................
Aaaah, so that accounts for her nasty complexion! ;-)
She can't sleep because she's using Adderall and meth. She's taking laxatives to lose weight. Her body is shutting down because she's a freakin addict. Just once, the truth should be told.
again your comments are tacky you obviously have no understanding of mental illness......I hope Splash continues to amuse Splash because the real world understands that there are real mental illnesses that needs compassion not mockery.
Hello. Read up on bi-polar disorder, please. Do yourself, your friends, and the world a favor.
It's ridiculous to consider yourself part of the "media" when you're so uninformed.
You want a story? There's your story.
how much has this bitch cost the Ca. tax payers.....with all the cops time and EMS?? Would love to know that figure..
she'll be dead soon
I want to see a bedside wedding proposal. Hey Adnan that would be a good photo op :D LOLOLOL