MAD magazine has devoted their December issue to lampooning Hollywood's bad girls, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears. The furious four of rude girl behavior are pictured on the cover with Lindsay swigging from a liquor bottle, Paris passed out, Nicole vomiting and Britney smoking with her son on her lap while horrified servants look on. The cover is probably not that far from the truth but over the past several months Paris and Nicole have worked hard at turning around their public image (Nicole has the benefit of being pregnant) while Britney does everything in her power to show us how trashy and out of control she can be. Lindsay on the other hand went to rehab and came out supposedly with a new outlook on life (and a new bottom feeding boyfriend to flaunt to the cameras) telling us she was on the straight and narrow path to recovery. But was all of it just an act? Hotel Chatter via Star Magazine has the story that the supposedly reformed Lohan has been banned from Shutters hotel in Santa Monica because her and former boyfriend Riley Giles left their hotel room in shambles.

"Staffers went into clean and were shocked," says the source. "It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke. "There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside table on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed it before calling someone to remove it because it was considered hazardous waste."

If hotel staff found her room in this state after she went to rehab what do you think the Chateau Marmont staff routinely cleaned out of there when she lived their for months at a time before seeking help?