Someone Stole Paula Abdul's Pee
4:06 Sunday, December 16, 2007
"Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?' I told him that I'd left it out in reception and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."Honestly, what some people do. . . I wonder where the sample ended up? Stock picture by KCSPresse
The guy sold it to Firmenich for big $$$ and from that sample, the Swiss chemists developed Paula's new fragrance "Sexy Thoughts" :-P
That's why the slogan reads: "There's a little bit of Paula in every bottle" ;-)
...or so I've been told.
Nasty! Why would you want someones peepee?
Someone's warm wee, Slap. Even worse.
I bet there were chunks of pills floating in her piss. Imagine the chemical weapons one could make from her urine!?! Good news is that one cup of stolen piss may have saved the entire populating of fresh water fish. Had it gone down the drain and entered a bayou or traveled out to sea who knows what kind of global catastrophe we could be looking at.