You're forgetting bouncers, Beelzebub, prisoners, some flying monkeys, Jabba the Hut, circus folk, a hobo...

She only wants him for his pecker. :-)

I'll bet with her skinny tight little asshole and rabbit food diet, her bowel movments come out looking like top notch origami!

She likes him for the scintillating conversation and his math skills. He can count higher than she can.

Well, Polly finally got his 'cracker' :-)

OMG, she'll probably give -him- bird flu! :-(
Fly Polly, fly away with all your might! :-P

The bird looks like he's in shock too like "what am I suppose to do?". haha

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