When I used to play Grand Theft Auto and I needed to get health after a shootout with the cops I would car jack my way down to the docks where there were always hookers I could pay to bone my way back to health. Only to shoot them or run them over (I never got tired of the squishing noise) and get my cash back. Tara Reid you've been warned. More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Tara Reid Works The Docks

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Can you guess what hip-hop mogul gets to go home to these fine assets?

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Continue reading What Old Man Goes Home With These?

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Under the guise of taking his wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri to the Spice Girls, we spotted Tom Cruise bopping in his own Spice World in a private box at the Staples Center. Nice try there Tom. I'm pretty sure Suri and Katie aren't the ones who wanted to see the Spice Girls. I'm on to you. Oh and David Beckham and sons were there also. More pics after the jump!

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Sadly Tara Reid did not hear my chants and propel herself to a watery grave in Australia. Don't hate, I know all of you were thinking the same exact thing. More pictures of Tara Reid NOT committing suicide after the jump!

Continue reading Do It, Do It, Do It, Do It, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!!

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We spotted the hotness that is the mother-daughter duo of Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley leaving the Food Bank fundraiser in New York City last night and OH MY GOD MY EYES!!! If you're bold enough, the unedited after the jump!

Continue reading Get Your Eye Bleach Ready!

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Whose side boob made an appearance on the red carpet last night?

Find out after the jump!

Continue reading Guess Who? Side Boob Edition

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