2:43 Monday, December 10, 2007

Who is rocking some pretty f'ed up arms?
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Continue reading Guess Who? Scabies Edition
12:36 Monday, December 10, 2007

MAD magazine has devoted their December issue to lampooning Hollywood's bad girls, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.
The furious four of rude girl behavior are pictured on the cover with Lindsay swigging from a liquor bottle, Paris passed out, Nicole vomiting and Britney smoking with her son on her lap while horrified servants look on.
The cover is probably not that far from the truth but over the past several months Paris and Nicole have worked hard at turning around their public image (Nicole has the benefit of being pregnant) while Britney does everything in her power to show us how trashy and out of control she can be.
Lindsay on the other hand went to rehab and came out supposedly with a new outlook on life (and a new bottom feeding boyfriend to flaunt to the cameras) telling us she was on the straight and narrow path to recovery. But was all of it just an act?
Hotel Chatter via Star Magazine has the story that the supposedly reformed Lohan has been banned from Shutters hotel in Santa Monica because her and former boyfriend Riley Giles left their hotel room in shambles.
"Staffers went into clean and were shocked," says the source. "It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke.
"There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside table on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed it before calling someone to remove it because it was considered hazardous waste."
If hotel staff found her room in this state after she went to rehab what do you think the Chateau Marmont staff routinely cleaned out of there when she lived their for months at a time before seeking help?
11:58 Monday, December 10, 2007
11:13 Monday, December 10, 2007

Kevin Federline is not letting ex-wife Britney Spears get all the spotlight. We spotted the wannabee rapper partying at Busby's sports bar in Santa Monica Sunday night with three friends.
He spent most of the time playing pool and drinking shots of tequila chased by a few Jack and Cokes but unlike Britney, that's about as wild as his night got. While there were reportedly several women clamoring for his attention (seriously, what woman wants this guy?) K-Fed left at 2 AM in a yellow Lamborghini with a friend.
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Continue reading K-Fed Gets A Rare Night Out
10:37 Monday, December 10, 2007

I'm pretty sure you guys can figure out what psuedo-celebrity/reality show star this booty belongs to!
Find out after the jump!
Continue reading Guess Who? Bikini Booty Edition
8:56 Monday, December 10, 2007

A petrol station manager says he is letting Britney Spears off the hook, after she swiped a cigarette lighter from his shop. The troubled pop princess took the lighter from the Chevron petrol station in Sherman Oaks, California, on Friday and walked off without paying.
Sham Bahia said he would have asked the Toxic singer for the cash if he'd seen her, but claimed the theft was no big deal. "If I saw her I would have asked her for the money," he said. "It's okay, it's no big thing." Britney, 26, did pay for a packet of cigarettes and some chewing gum when she visited the Chevron petrol station - but grabbed the $1.39 lighter on her way out.
When a photographer pointed out that she had forgotten to pay, she sarcastically replied: "I stole something. Oh I'm bad." Once again the paparazzi came to Britney's rescue, and one snapper returned to the petrol station on Saturday to pay for the lighter. "[The manager] didn't want me to pay for it at first," the pap said. "I told him it was no bother. I just felt like I should."
Britney's lighter-swiping incident is not the first time the singer has found herself at the centre of alleged shoplifting scandals. Last month she reportedly walked off with a wig from a mannequin, as she stormed out of Hollywood sex shop Hustler. And less than 10 days ago the Gimme More star was accused of stealing four white coats as she celebrated her birthday in Los Angeles.