I have been really nice about Fergie lately but why the f*ck is she having lunch at Cafe Med with his greasiness, Brandon Davis? She's a grammy nominated mega star? What is she going with this zero? Pictures by London Entertainment More pics after the jump!

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Update 2: It's being reported that Britney is suffering from anxiety due to the large amount of paparazzi and media stationed outside her house and the office of K-Fed's lawyer. Bullsh*t. If there was a stack of chalupas waiting for her she sure as hell would have braved the paparazzi guantlet to get there. Update: Looks like this isn't going to happen today, Britney is apparently "sick." Yeah, sure she is. I bet she never got out of bed, 10AM is such an ungodly time to make a star like Britney wake up. Either that or she ran out of red bull or got trapped in her sex closet. Britney Spears is set to be deposed this morning by Kevin Federline's lawyer, Vincent Mark Kaplan at 10AM. She could be facing some tough questions concerning her drug use, parenting skills (or lack there of), drinking, partying, and her failure to follow the court's orders. It will be all under oath which I hope Britney understands is not "under oats," the stuff she probably dumps an entire 1 lb bag of sugar and bacon grease in before stuffing it in her and her kids faces.

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Shia LaBeouf is a free man after! LaBeouf was charged with criminal trespassing last month when he refused to leave a Chicago area Walgreens in the middle of the night. A security guard on duty thought at the time LaBeouf appeared drunk. Luckily for the Indiana Jones star Walgreens decided that they did not want to prosecute him.

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Aging shock jock Howard Stern once again reminds me as to why I stopped listening to him eight years ago, he's completely out of touch and it's always about him according to Page Six.

Howard Stern says Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have "put a plague" on his Upper West Side block since they moved in temporarily while Garner completes a Broadway run in "Cyrano de Bergerac." The shock jock complained on his Sirius radio show that packs of paparazzi stand outside for the couple, and when he walks out, they snap him too, especially when he thinks he looks horrible. "It's unbelievable. Now I know why co-ops block famous people from getting into buildings," said Stern, adding that he finds out every detail about the duo from his doorman. "Who cares about them anymore?"

Who cares about Howard Stern anymore?

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Today's Page Six reports that Madonna found the yoga class at the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue in New York City and kicked the instructor out of his own class.

"When Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed, she replied, 'I need to speak to you,' and then said to the class, 'I want you all to leave.' "The teacher left with all 25 students. "Madonna remained in the room practicing and wouldn't leave when a 10:30 a.m. dance class was to start."

A rep for Madonna responded with "that sounds unlikely" which in PR speak means "Yeah, she f'ng did it. What are you going to do about it?" Madonna needs to learn that yoga is not a whopper and she can't have it hear way.

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Not content that they're already the hottest couple around, David Beckham and wife Victoria heated things up in Las Vegas with a visit to a strip club! Sources say the married couple spent three hours in a private room at Spearmint Rhino. They sparked chaos when they walked in, with customers scrambling to get a look at the famous pair. Las Vegas Review Journal columnist Norm Clarke reported: "Spies say they spent three hours in a private room. When Beckham walked in, I'm told, the scene looked like a jail break." Victoria Beckham had been in "Sin City" to perform in three concerts with the newly reunited Spice Girls, meanwhile David had been to see the Ricky Hatton-Floyd Mayweather fight on Saturday night. The Beckhams were also spotted having dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at SW Steakhouse at Wynn on Sunday night. Oh don't you just love it when everyones diaries come together! Pictures: Intimately Beckham / Splash News

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