A Happy Smutty Holidays to all the Elves at Splash and everyone that reads it!

God bless LoHo, Shitney, Heir Ass and others who we all love to watch eff up their lives.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hannuka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hannuka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
Dave Barry

A Happy Ho-Ho-Ho to all from my crib to yours. *\(:-)}}

It also goes out to Blake Fielder-Civil :)

FYI: WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SPLASH WILL ACTUALLY LET THIS COMMENT STAY HERE?! **READERS BEWARE!: Apparently when Splash News does no like what you say they censor the blog comments and just delete your comment! Talk about "Free Speech"! But hey they can't silence the truth! I was able to screengrab what they had the nerve to sell to USMagazine{dot}com and also circled where they actually did the very bad "retouching"! It just goes to show you the lengths SPLASH NEWS a so-called "news" photo agency goes to make their dirty money! There are so many other sites with photographers who deal in credibility! I mean if you can't get the shot maybe it's time you stay out of the business!

CHECK OUT THE SPLASH LIES HERE:
http://splashliers.notlong.com