Britney Gets Deposed Y'all!

splashnews_spl10084_0051.jpg

Update 2: It's being reported that Britney is suffering from anxiety due to the large amount of paparazzi and media stationed outside her house and the office of K-Fed's lawyer. Bullsh*t. If there was a stack of chalupas waiting for her she sure as hell would have braved the paparazzi guantlet to get there. Update: Looks like this isn't going to happen today, Britney is apparently "sick." Yeah, sure she is. I bet she never got out of bed, 10AM is such an ungodly time to make a star like Britney wake up. Either that or she ran out of red bull or got trapped in her sex closet. Britney Spears is set to be deposed this morning by Kevin Federline's lawyer, Vincent Mark Kaplan at 10AM. She could be facing some tough questions concerning her drug use, parenting skills (or lack there of), drinking, partying, and her failure to follow the court's orders. It will be all under oath which I hope Britney understands is not "under oats," the stuff she probably dumps an entire 1 lb bag of sugar and bacon grease in before stuffing it in her and her kids faces.

16 Comments

Well dang, at least she has a confirmed destination to drive to instead of aimlessly wandering the LA streets. Under oaf indeed.


Let me see, so you won't brave the paparazzi for your kids sake, but you will when you need your Starfucks, Taco Bell, Gas, and a stolen lighter?

Lock this "sick" bitch up...in a padded room. Ugh!


I hate to agree with Slap-a-Paris but he/she is absolutely right


Maybe Mark Kaplan would have better luck if he scheduled the deposition between pump one and two at her favorite gas station


Who ever is writing a book on this Sick Singer be making a whooping of $$$. You know poeple will buy it. That right her Mom is doing this and wondering if any footnotes...


ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I USE TO THINK SHE WAS SO PRETTY. NOW IT'S LIKE SHES TO UGLY FO WORDS.


ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I USE TO THINK SHE WAS SO PRETTY. NOW IT'S LIKE SHES TO UGLY FOR WORDS.


You're absolutely right Chris.

Anxiety my ass. If she felt the situation was that serious, she should have gotten a police escort. She's no stranger to that. See how shit keeps coming back to bite her in the ass? tsk tsk


Now she's stolen the Quaker Oats guy's hat! Why? :-P


She is bat shit crazy for fucks' sake!

She looks so "busted"/raggedy.


Britney is a HAS BEEN!! Go away!!


Urghhhh!! Someone put her down!!! Call a vet!!!!


Have you seen her with the paps? They're buddies. Anxiety? Please, bitch!

Out driving around until 2 a.m. It's like I said.....she doesn't give a shit about her kids. It's all about her. She's no longer worth my time.


Did someone draw that hat on to the photo in blue crayon? Am I the only one who sees it?


Hey Urban, you spotted my epic photoshop skills. thats the quaker oats guy's hat.


Why the hat? :-) (see #9) :-)

It does nicely hide the nasty weaves ;-)


Leave a comment




Splash News Video
Submit Your Photos
Editors Pick

Odd Outrageous or Ongoing

Look, It's Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan!!

Sh*t my mistake, it's just a practically 'topless' Chris Crocker and his wannabe friend. Samantha aren't you cold? Pictures...

Alicia Keys Might Own A Tinfoil Hat

Alicia Keys might be going insane according to a portion of an interview that has turned up in the...

Coming To A Pole Near You

Heidi Montag launched her own fashion line this weekend called 'Heidiwood' which begs the question, if your only claim...

Jessica Simpson Hospitalized

According to In Touch Weekly Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized with a small kidney infection. "She checked in on...

Audrina Patridge! Naked!

Here are the exclusive pictures of Audrina Patridge that show off her 'hills.' She posed for the pictures, when...

Caption David Beckham!

"Wait, is that Victoria? Oh, no its a flamingo." David Beckham took a break from his training to hit...

Browse by Month:

Splash News Online
Splash Video
Splash Style
People Paparazzi
Visit Splash on MySpace