There is a lot of talk today (ie. feverish masturbation) about Audrina Patridge's breasts, mainly, did she get any work done?
I present to you "Evidence DD." On the left Audrina on August 29th, 2007 and on the right, Audrina in Hawaii filming "Into The Blue 2: The Reef" on May 15th, 2008.
If "Basic Instinct 2" didn't kill whatever leftover fantasy and spank bank material the leg uncrossing scene in the original "Basic Instinct" was to you, these photos of Sharon Stone airing out her nether regions while exiting a boat in Cannes will take care of that for you.
I think she's either got a penis or she gave birth via the "bunker buster missile" method.
Update: Turns out Stone's sons are adopted and she's never given birth (that we know of) which adds fuel to the penis debate or the Komodo dragon at the Los Angeles zoo that attacked former husband Phil Bronstein really went to town in her bathing suit area and they used his foot injury as cover.
Michelle Trachtenberg, who currently stars in the show "Gossip Girls" and more famously known as the chick from "EuroTrip" that didn't get naked, might be a bitch in real life according to Page Six.
A friend of the starlet told Page Six that when she talks about the show, "Michelle deliberately leaves out any girl cast members," like Blake Lively or Leighton Meester. Adds the source, "If you ask her about them, she just goes silent and changes the topic." Asked for comment, Tractenberg's publicist, Jessica Kolstad, said, "I don't know how you live with yourself."
I don't know about them but I live with myself by judging Hawaiian Tropic's bikini contests in my spare time and having sex with the contestants on top of piles of money in my Malibu estate.*
*Bikini contests = those nudie playing cards sex with contestants = right hand piles of money = discarded mattress in alley behind a crack house.
Scarlett Johansson has joked that when she goes out in public she dresses up as a Chinese grocer, with a full silicone suit, fake nose and moustache, so people won't recognise her. In an interview with "Nylon" magazine, the actress also stated she would like to avoid big Hollywood films if it affects her artistic credentials (anyone see "The Island"?).
What Scarlett is forgetting, whether she jokes about dressing up as Chinese man or not, is that it will be impossible for her to ever hide her two large, mesmerising, divine assets that people stare at all the time. Men just go crazy for her pretty eyes...
Fortunately for us all, "artistic credentials" can be "Lost In Translation" as willing to do gratuitous nudity.
Some of you have commented that we're spending too much time on the Jolie-Pitts and forgetting the rest of the Cannes action. So in light of this I have collated a nice little red carpet package and I can promise (with all my fingers & toes crossed) that there is not a single picture of Angelina and Brad! Make that jump to see:
Mischa Barton . Cate Blanchett . Julianne Moore . Eva Longoria . Natalie Imbruglia . Penelope Cruz . Goldie Hawn . Salma Hayek . Eva Herzigova . Christina Ricci . Gwyneth Paltrow . Natalie Portman . Mary J Blige . Victoria Silvstedt . Natalie Vodianova . Dita Von Teese . Sharon Stone . Madonna . Naomi Campbell .
Click To See All 34 Pictures Full Of Cannes Red Carpet Glamor
Pictures by Splash News / KCS Press / Gotcha Images / Tonya Wise / London Entertainment
