Petra Nemcova is at Cannes and I know she's not a movie star but I don't really care. If she continues to dress like this, she can go anywhere and do what ever she wants.
Dinner at the White House? Hell yeah. Can she bring peace to the Middle East? With a rack like that, of course. Does she have an open invitation to my bedroom? F*ck! And Yes!
The New Kids On The Block have started their comeback tour and as a promotional tie in, you can buy 'Hint' water with a photo of the group from back when they all had hair and were setting hotel lobby's on fire.
But just like the Spice Girls, NKOTB should take a hint and stop their comeback right now before the nostalgia wears off and everyone realizes how lame they looked when they were 'hanging' tough' with their trapper keepers and side pony tails.
I would call this the least appetizing name for a drink since 'Squirt.' Seriously, who wants stuff squirting in your mouth (put your hand down Paris)? Adding their ugly mugs seals its' fate.
Dina and Ali Lohan spoke with ExtraTV concerning the rumors that Lindsay has been playing for the other team with gal pal Samantha Ronson and of course get promotion for their reality "Living Lohan" which is not much of a show without Lindsay unless father Michael bursts into flames or something.
Younger sister Ali went on record refuting the allegations that Lindsay is a lesbian saying: "They're best friends."
Um, since when do "best friends" give each other hickey's? Also, Lindsay is supposed to be sober, so unless she's been on a bender lately she can't use the "it was college, we were drunk, we were just experimenting" excuse.
Picture note: Lindsay Lohan rocked a pair of moccasin boots that only John Rolfe could love while shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills yesterday.
What. The. F*ck. Is Phoebe Price doing at Cannes? Whoever extended an invite to her needs to be fired. It's one thing to pose for the paps killing time outside The Ivy or on Robertson Boulevard but freaking Cannes?
If she provided any "favors" for an invite (you know of the casting couch variety) then this person should have all their limbs hacked off by family members, dragged face-down by a horse through the streets of Cannes and then decapitated and set on fire.
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Pictures by KCS Presse and Tonya Wise/London Entertainmet
