Sadly after going a staggering 37 minutes without eating, Jason Davis was forced to eat his feathered friend in order to have enough energy to make it to the buffet.

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I really believed that her stint and jail would have knocked her down a peg or 10. Seriously, I really did. But after watching this video of Paris Hilton partying in Las Vegas this weekend, she hasn't changed one bit. Ugh...I was just about to thank God this year was almost over but it just means I have another year of looking at this kind of stupid crap. Pictures and video by Eric Boone More pics after the jump!

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I don't know what's worse, being famous for having sex with your then boyfriend and videotaping it or being famous because your sister is famous for videotaping sex with her boyfriend? What I do know is that if a biopic is ever made about the life and times of former professional wrestler and reality show train wreck Joanie Laurer aka Chyna, Khloe Kardashian is a shoo-in for the starring role. Video by Samantha Lawton

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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger tried to keep a low profile when Splash spotted the singer leaving LAX. Gorgeous Nic looked rather toasty in a pair of crotchet boots, cute fingerless gloves and a pretty scarf...hmmm, I wonder where she was going? Pictures: Todd Seligman / Splash News

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I think Steve-O might want to brush up on his understanding of United States law, specifically Title 18, Part I, Chapter 41, Section 871:

Whoever...knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

I could do with a five year break from Steve-O and his jackass red carpet shenanigans. What about you?

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