Am I first??? Is is Ryan Seacrest? I really have no idea. :)

I cheated. Is that a drag queen? Geez way to be obvious with your clear bag. LAME. :-P

Maybe it was free shag, er, swag. lol

That's the freebie UMA's Gift Bag ;-)

Trojans? How lucky is that? Maybe Magnums and then she would be lucky.

scuse me...Magnum XL

LOL Slap :-)...but she's gotta find someone (or something) to fill it! ;-)

Cukes are on sale this week at Wild Oats Markets. :-)

I'd rather look for that than a glass slipper Michael. lol