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Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in New York

Sorry, I couldn't resist! Jessica Simpson really vamped it up for her Macy's event in New York today, don't you think? This is the best I've seen Jessica look in a looong time. Jessica did a meet-and-greet today with her fans and showed off the newest additions to her accessory line. As great as Jessica looks, I do wish she hadn't used herself as a human coathanger-- you have to check out the way she's holding those bags below!

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Pictures by Janet Mayer

16 Comments

Her boob are bulging so much I'm sure now that she had implants. Her boobs used to sag. Why does she have to show them off when she's really promoting her shoes an bags?


She's wearing Rosary beads to accent her cleavage. Must have been her Dad's idea. :-P


what a fucking moron. wearing rosary beads as jewelry! lol. of course this is the bimbo who thinks "chicken of the sea" is actually chicken. lol. gawd could there be anyone in the entertainment business who is dumber than this one? do i hear Britbrit? no, i don't even think she comes close. maybe a good Catholic will come by and slap her silly and senceless.


Ooh, good call. Probably not the best necklace of choice, esp. for a major press appearance.


HAIL MARY! She's probably heading for Confession after the Macy's gig. ;-)

"O clement, O loving, O sweet
Virgin...Virgin? O never mind..."


Omg. Chicken of the sea was how many years ago. And she even a spokes person for them now. Get over it people.

Jessica looks ablolutely drop dead beautiful in these pics. As she has been lately. Much better than i've seen her her entire life. :) And the most beatiful smile ever. :)


Jessica looks stunning in these photos. Loving her smile. Whats got her glowing these days?


I can smell the rubber body parts way over here.


She looks like a coat Hook-er.


What is she famous for???? She should be so thankful for plastic surgery. She really does do a good job at being nothing!!!


I've got no complaints.
Not from a superficial guy like me, huh Maria? ;-)


Ooh la la! Check out those bodacious tatas.

:)


the answers to important questions.

to lj: she's a woman w/ huge boobs. what is she supposed to do pretend they aren't there. and asking why she has to show them off is like asking why they only let hot looking people into night clubs. if you can't answer that one then you never answer the first one. scratch your pointy head over that.

to farookahli: who cares what she wearing. the're just fucking beads. and good luck finding a good catholic. you'll have better luck finding a priest at a porn convention, although i know a few catholic girls who would fit in nicely there.

to jake: how old are you? 5? she can sing and she's hot. can you? are you? of course not. thats why you aren't famous. but i'll always remember you as the guy who asked lame questions just have something to say. typical follower behavior. quick! there go the rest of the lemmings over the cliff, you don't want to be last.


Three cheers dyrhok!!


dyrhok
That time of the month!!!!


dyrhok
They are just fucking beads! You truely are an ass! Now I can see why your a fan of JS. You both have no substance. I wouldn't pick on Jake's age with all the dumb statements you have made.


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