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Paris Hilton *hearts* Shoes, bags, and boys? Who knew! What next is Paris going to tell us? That Israel and Palestine aren't exactly BFF's? The U.S. dollar is in the toilet? Humans breathe air? Seriously Paris, just because Britney Spears is throwing her life down the tubes doesn't mean we've forgotten who and what you are. Pictures by Jackson Lee and Ahmad Elatab

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I think she would have got in trouble if it had said cocks, tanning beds and goodie bags but it would have been a lot more honest


JEBUS! Can someone make this shallow irrelevant "thing" just disappear? I mean, what is the point of this "thing" ? What does "it" do other than take up space? "It" really annoys me. Can we take up a collection to have "it" euthanized?


How about "I heart Rwanda" or "Africa is hot"


A fake, phony, coke snorting, wonky eyed, herpes infested, racist whore!


Can we euthanize it with a plastic bag over it's head? It's recyclable. lol


I swear to gawd her nose is starting to look like Owen Wilson's. LOL! Maybe he been sticking his in her hoochie-cooh. LMAO!


Paris is so charming. She will be a good actress. I like her. Men who like her should be aware of this. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com.Seems she is a certified millionaire there.


The only thing that catches your eye in that picture is "...HOE BAGS & BOYS" :-P

BTW, that's a shirt from her Simple Life Road Trip to Altus, Arkansas.


searchingmillionaire.com is a scam and is being ivvestigated for identity theft. Beware.


i'll spank your little white
butt.

and don't be poking your little
finger at me, paris cause i'll
poke my finger up you tiny sh*t
hole, and make you sing like a
sock puppet


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