Update: Everyone can let out a sigh of relief. A fuming mad Britney Spears sent a text message through assistant Sam Luft to Ryan Seacrest and his radio show this morning denying that she was set to unleash a third Spears baby on the world.

""Its bullshit - I don't know who made it up," she said. "J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake, completely fake. We just wrapped the video - going home to sleep."

Anybody else surprised she actually took the time to deny this? I woke up this morning to a Britney Spears sh*t storm of rumors and allegations all stemming from Star Magazine's expose of the pop tart detailing her sexual exploits. The Daily News has the inside scoop on Britneys' "sex palace."

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked [Ed. at least it's locked] X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin."She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction. "Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Star Magazine goes on to detail more possible fodder for K-Fed's legal team such as Britney leaves sex toys laying around the house, her house is a pig sty with couches stained with sh*t (human and dog), and that the court-appointed parenting monitor is prepared to declare the house a "health hazard." If that isn't enough, In Touch is claiming that Britney Sprears is pregnant, again, this time with J.R. Rotem's baby. Who knew wheelbarrow style was so good for procreation. But all of this isn't even though most shocking thing mentioned in the story. Britney's mother, Lynne Spears, must be dellusional if we still think Britney is that innocent little mouseketeer. She claims that her daughter is just friends with her rumored new man, waiter Michael Marchand, saying that the two just enjoy "watching videos together and playing Scrabble." Porn movies, maybe. I have $100 thats says Britney thinks "scrabble" is a whole carton of eggs scrambled with hot sauce, a pound of bacon, and laid on top of a pile grits with a side of sausage. Stay tuned for a denial, confirmation or due to Britney's lack of proper representation an injured pap, a hotel stay, and possible traffic violation.

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Lindsay Lohan had a very eventful afternoon yesterday. The blonde starlet started out with lunch at the Mauro Cafe in the Fred Segal clothing store and then made her way to the Byron Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. Where she left looking like a Charlies Angel. Afterwards she was mobbed by the paparazzi as she and her friend exited the parking lot, before making her way to the Staples Center to watch a Lakers game

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Nicole Kidman effortlessly brightened up a rainy central London last night, when she swanned across Leicester Square in an elegant cream silk dress. Arriving for the world premiere of The Golden Compass, Nicole and hubby Keith Urban looked very chic as they gathered on the red carpet, along with Hugh Grant, Joan Collins, Daniel Craig, Satsuki Mitchell, Lily Cole and Eva Green. Pictures: Caroline Ucci / EP / Splash News

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Kevin Federline says he is tired of being an 'ass'! The ex-husband to the headline hitting Britney Spears, says he wants to secure acting roles where he isn't playing a bad boy. "At some point I'd actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass," Federline tells Details. "To be a father is everything. It shows me how little I am. My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from SpongeBob to Finding Nemo, and you know, I'm still trying to decide which one of those I like more." So, if Sesame Street are watching, Kevin would love to hear from you! STOCK Picture: Scott Doctor

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Today at the Splash London office we are ordering in pizza for everyone (quantities of which Homer and Joey would be jealous of), but I'm not sure if I'm salivating over the idea of eating a ham and pineapple slice or David Beckham! His little dough eyes always melt my heart! Splash caught up with the star when he made an appearance at the Optus store in Sydney to launch the MOTORAZR2 V8 Luxury Edition. It appears he has gone endorsement crazy in Australia.

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The gorgeous Brad Pitt has become an unlikely go between in an attempt to try and heal a rift between his ex wife Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox. The best 'Friends' fell out when Courteney said she couldn’t visit Aniston on the set of her latest film Management in Oregan. Which according to sources, Jen took badly. They haven’t spoken since, but Brad, the charmer he is, has been talking to Cox and her husband David Arquette, about brokering a reconciliation. “He can’t bear to think of Jen lonely” a source said. Mmmh? I wonder if Jen "can't bear" to see Brad sticking his nose in! Pictures: Russ Einhorn/Scott Doctor

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