Literally days after Shia LaBeouf's "embarrassing" arrest, the Transformers star was back on the party scene in Chi town. The young actor looked a bit worse for wear whist hitting the bars with 'Eagle Eye' co star Billy Bob Thornton. I don't know about you, but LaBeouf looks like he should really call it a night unless he's looking for the sequel of the Walgreens incident. [shakes head] Walgreens, of all the places :) Pictures: Wilson-Isabella

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Ok so not in an Anthony Soprano kind of way, but by a toilet door. The 71-year-old director tried to escape crowds of fans and autograph hunters at a 'Lions for Lambs' screening in Chicago. Organisers arranged for the custom 'I'm a celeb and I need to go now" getaway via a small corridor. Alas no one realised that Robert was standing in front of a men's toilet door and had the veteran actor not been as agile he would have been whacked in the face by a freshly released gentleman. So much for a quick getaway! Pictures: Wilson-Isabella

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Young David Banda had no qualms pointing out photographers whilst out with his adopted dad, Guy Ritchie yesterday. The 'Lock Stock' director had taken the youngster along with him to his Jujitsu classes in London. Maybe Guy had used the photographers as target practice in his class or he told David something really funny about our friendly paps, either way both seemed to be in high spirits as they strolled down the street. Pictures: MacFarlane/Chapple

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Joaquin Phoenix has taken over Coney Island in New York (lets hope he cleans it up) for his new movie 'Two Lovers' which is

A Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor (Phoenix) torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor.

How many times can Hollywood repackage 'Romeo and Juliet." Shakespeare needs better lawyers.

Pictures by S. Wake, R. Field, and Jackson Lee

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Britney has been getting a lot of heat today for running a red light with her kids in the car but what pisses me off the most is the fact that lil' Sean P. is so f'ing racked out in this picture, with his head out of the car seat and not stabilized that he looks like he's dead. Seriously, does Britney even notice or is she too concerned her cell phone. Wtf? I don't have kids (that I know of) but that can't be good for lil' bro. What if she suddenly had to stop? Got rear ended? Ran a red light? Oh wait, she did that. It might be the 5 "lunch beers" talking but it just looks f*cked up to see that little kid out cold, head back, mouth open foreshadowing his future as the youngest celebrity spawn ever to enter rehab because he's all alone in the world. Picture by Hot Shots Worldwide

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The Writers Guild strike has hit day five and last night the cast of 'Ugly Betty' took to the picket lines to show their support. Cast members America Ferrera, Rebecca Romijn, Mark Indelicato, Ana Ortiz, Eric Mabius, Ryan Piers Williams, Ashley Jensen, Christopher Gorham and Judith Light joined the writers who help make 'Ugly Betty' the hit show that it is.

Pictures by Tonya Wise/London Entertainment

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