Paris Hilton *hearts* Shoes, bags, and boys? Who knew! What next is Paris going to tell us? That Israel and Palestine aren't exactly BFF's? The U.S. dollar is in the toilet? Humans breathe air? Seriously Paris, just because Britney Spears is throwing her life down the tubes doesn't mean we've forgotten who and what you are. Pictures by Jackson Lee and Ahmad Elatab

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You heard hear first, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's court appearance for tomorrow (Wednesday) has been canceled! No details as to why yet but it could have to do with K-Fed's legal team and the emergence of new evidence of Britney's recent driving behavior and rumored failed drug test. Picture by Hot Shots Worldwide

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Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving a doctor's office yesterday with her family. The finally officially pregnant star was bundled up as she left a routine checkup. It's rumored that Xtina is pregnant with a baby boy and after throwing a baby shower this weekend, is planing two more baby showers sometime in the near future.

Pictures by Ashley Love

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Alicia Keys performed in Times Square on Good Morning America this morning, braving the brisk New York air. The gorgeous singer performed her new single 'No One' as part of a promotion for her new album 'I Am' which hit stores today.

Pictures by Brian Prahl

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Heidi Klum, Marrissa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosia, Adriana Lima and several other Victoria's Secret 'Angels' landed at LAX airport yesterday for something that I am way too turned on busy to look up. Flying all those hot chicks on one plane has to be illegal. What if it had crashed? The U.S. government needs to step in here and prevent so much sexy from flying on the same flight, much like they did after the 5 Sullivan brothers were killed when their ship was struck by a torpedo during World War II. Finally something worthwhile to write to your congressman about.

Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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By now you have probably heard that a paparazzo was seriously injured in a scrum last night involving Britney Spears. The guy isn't a photographer but an independent "spotter" who tips off the paps. He was run over by another paparazzo while following Britney. The spotter is apparently in serious condition and we hope for a full and speedy recovery but if any good comes out of this accident it should be to leave chasing Britney to the professionals and get yourself the Paparazzi Play Set (only $14.95) available from awesome online toy store Mcphee.com. We love it when you guys send in your own celebrity shots as a part of People Paparazzi but the Britney beat is a little hard core and we don't want anyone else to get hurt so I've come up with an opportunity for all you guys and gals to get in on the action. Using the Paparazzi Play Set or anything you can find (G.I. Joes, Barbies, bacon) and from the safety of your home reenact your favorite Britney Spears moment (real or fake) and send your pictures or video into me (chrisa[at]splashnews[.]com) and I'll post them up here on the blog.

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