I'm not one to criticise celebs ;) for their lack of style, but today I'm gonna make an exception. We spotted (well we couldn't miss her in this outfit) Liv Tyler and Kate Moss at the 2007 7th on Sale Black Tie Gala at the 69th Regiment Armory and all I have to say is "what the hell were you thinking!". Liv practically blinded our photographer in this whiter than white awful 80s throw back. Seriously this outfit borders on offensive. You've got Kate flouncing around in a black and gold satiny number and Liv looking ... well just wrong. Honey you're way too pale to get away with this colour, if it wasn't for your accessories I would think you were a ghost. Picture by: Demis Maryannakis

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Kat Von D at the 2007 Victoria's Secret fashion show wearing probably the tightest pair of patriotic pants I have ever seen. How the hell did she get those on? Along with ditching those pants she needs to ditch that guy Orbie, the drummer from Whitestarr. Whitestarr isn't even a real band. They need to get over the fact that they're never going to make it.

Pictures by Tonya Wise/London Entertainment and Russ Einhorn

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Hugh Hefner stepped out with his 'Girls Next Door,' Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson last night. The foursoem hit the Grove shopping center for a book signing amid rumors that Tom Cruise could be set to star as Hugh in a biographical movie depicting the Playboy founders life.

Film-maker Brett Ratner, who has been hired to direct the flick, is said to have sent the script to Cruise. A source revealed: "He is eyeing the role of Hef. "Cruise is tickled by the project, although no decision has been made."

Tom Cruise is not Hef material. Hef has had sex with a lot of hot women. So many hot woman that he probably makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a rookie which is something, that if you're familiar with Cruise's lifestyle*, is something he knows nothing about. *Scientology Duh!

Pictures by Anthony Mercer

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Eve and Dita Von Teese celebrate the M.A.C AIDS fund. The gorgeous pair and M.A.C Cosmetics has managed to raise $100 million dollars sans Dr. Evil laugh. How the hell does Dita manage to look so flawless? How many hours does it take to get her makeup and hair so perfect? I'm putting the over/under at 7 hours.

Pictures by Janet Mayer

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Who am I kidding? Nothing changes. Paris may have done her time and jail and swear up and down that she was a changed woman but for the looks of these pictures, she's the same old Paris dancing on a stripper pole at clubs (this was at Marquee in New York City if you care).

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We all knew it was coming but now it's official. The judge laid the smack down on Britney, banning her from driving with her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, in the car. It's about freaking time! No word yet if the infamous red light incident was referenced in the ruling.

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