Whew. Finally Dita does something! I feel like I've been leading up to this point for the past two days as she's been signing away in London and posing at the Erotica 2007 event in Olympia. Paydirt! One of our Splash photogs caught her writhing away with a giant birdcage today. Just to let you know, if you hadn't already anticipated it, the thumbnails below are a tad NSFW.

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If you were doing any Black Friday shopping and having an impossible time finding gifts, perhaps this is what you were looking for? This giant Swiss Army Knife features 87 tools that can be used 115 ways, and has now gained its place in the 2008 Guinness Book of World Records. Okay, it might ring in at around $1,000, but it can cut cigars, clean a golf club, scale a fish, and graft a plant. Someone at Victorinox had too much fun designing this thing.

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I'm not sure if anyone who reads Splash used to be ob-sessed with Menudo back in the day, but I have to say that seeing the New Menudo gets the pre-teen inside of me a tiny bit excited. (Yes, I could be alone one this one, but I'm reaching out here, so cut me some slack!) The New Menudo of Jose, Monti, Emmanuel, Carlos, and Chris were set to appear on the CW11 Morning News in New York City. Um, I can't believe that two of these guys are 18+! It's mind-boggling. Picture by Alexander

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Nancy Dell'Olio usually wouldn't warrant a post, but I had to share this photos of her looking ultra-odd, in a Janice Dickinson pinched sort of way. Hmmm. Maybe I can imagine that she's just completely fierce. . . after all, she's called "The Black Lady" in Italy.

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Amy Winehouse may have had a posh bag tucked under her arm as she went inside her flat today, but her alleyway provides a gritty contrast. My assumption that all celebrities lived in better flats than me was wrong! (Erm well at least my North London flat was a little bit better. ;) ) I also thought it was a little gross when I saw her barefoot in the street below. . . what do you think? Amy arrived home with her heels in her hands after going to the Snaresbrook Crown Court, where her husband is standing trial.

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Sienna Miller sure has been keeping busy in Mexico! She made an appearance at the Pepe Jeans fashion show looking happy, but slightly unlike the fashion icon she is/was. I'm dying to give her a good makeover-- would anyone object? Hopefully Sienna got back to hanging with Rhys and enjoying Mexico after the show. Due to Sienna's affiliation with Pepe, this looks a little bit like work!

Pictures by Clasos.com

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