I am obsessed with Dr. Who. So obsessed that I went on a walking tour of Dr. Who filming locations in Cardiff, Wales and visited the Dr. Who museum (why else would you go to Cardiff?). When I see people wearing bluetooth headsets on the street I don't yell "douchebag" like a normal person, I feign terror and scream "Cybermen! The Cybermen are coming to delete us" and point at the bluetooth wearing douchebag. I'm not too the point of writing fan fiction but I squealed when I found out that Rose Tyler played by Billie Piper was returning to the show! Freema Agyeman was excellent as Martha Jones but Rose will always be favorite. First Guitar Hero and now Dr. Who. I am such a nerd.

Pictures by Wales News Service

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When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson at Walt Disney World for their annual Christmas Day Parade special I thought t "Damn, Jessica looks hot! She's stepped up her game for Tony Romo!" But after looking through them a little more and cleaning up my drool she's actually not as hot as first thought. Did Romo tell her to go long and then drill her in the face with football? Are my eyes going or does her face, and more specifically her nose, look different? Lots more pics of Jess after the jump!

Continue reading Singing In The Rain Simpson

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Fergie made an appearance at The Angel Orensanz Foundation for the 40th Anniversay of Wilhelmina Models in NYC. Wilhelmina? Isn't she a character on 'Ugly Betty?' Am I crazy? Fergie is on a roll with me lately, I haven't had a real reason to bash her lately. Her face has been looking less melty and that little slit in the front of her dress almost makes me want a peek at her 'humps.' More pics after the jump!

Continue reading She's A Fergalicious Tease

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Who still hasn't figured out how to exit a vehicle like a lady and flashed her pink panties?

Continue reading Guess Who! Underwear Edition

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has taken to her official Myspace page to address the pictures we got of the 'Ghost Whisperer' on the beach in Hawaii wearing a bikini.

About my Vacation... Current mood: annoyed ...and all the pictures of it online. This is the last time I will address this subject. I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong. Xoxo

I'm all for women with curves and I learned in my 10th grade sex and health education class that eating disorders are awful but bad angles and invasive paparazzi!!! No way J-Love. I'm not buying it. These pictures show you from every angle and are on a public beach. They weren't invasive when you smiled and flashed that ring to make the tabloids!

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If you have trouble sleeping due to nightmares, you may want to stop reading now. Seriously, stop. Porn Queen Jenna Jameson has decided to open a bar with the help of Heatherette fashion designer/club kid and all around creepy dude Richie Rich in the Chinatown section of New York City (alert the DEA now).

"It used to be a whorehouse," Richie told Page Six. The bar, to be called The General Store, will have a store in front where the duo will sell Richie's designs and clothing picked by Jameson. They plan to open in 2008.

The only way this could be creepier is if Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson were involved.

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