Federline Lawyer: Britney Ducking Drug Tests

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Kevin Federline's lawyer, who is getting paid by Britney, spoke in court today about Britney's inability to show up and/or submit to the court-ordered drug tests.
Spears has been called to the laboratory 14 times, but has failed to respond to eight of those calls, Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon Thursday morning. Mr. Federline doesn't want to take the children out of their mom's life," Kaplan told Gordon, "but we don't know what else there is to do." Spears lawyer Anne Kiley argued the previous court order was unconstitutional and Spears didn't respond to the lab phone calls within an hour, as ordered by the court, because she was sleeping. Kiley asked that Spears be given six hours to respond to the laboratory phone requests. Gordon said time wasn't the problem, noting Spears has lost telephone numbers and changed her telephone numbers. The commissioner then noted he has to wake up at 7:30 a.m. each morning.
If that wasn't enough, Spears' lawyer blamed her inability to get up in the morning like the rest of the world does because she's a "pop star with a #1 album." (Number 2 actually). Britney, every once and a while I go out on a mid-week bender (a local bar by me has $2 pints and $2 wings on Wednesdays, hard to resist) but somehow, even after blowing $100, I'm still able to drag my sorry ass out of bed at six in the morning and get to work on time (productivity is a whole different story). Are your kids seriously not that important to you that you can't drag yourself out of bed before noon or answer your phone?

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This is the reason Kevin will prevail in his quest to have sole custody of those boys on the 26th and more child support to take care of them. This sorry bitch does not want those kids, she just wants to be able to see them time to time. I hope the judge denies her visitation AGAIN until she complies with the random drug testing. It's no secret that she's avoiding taking them because it's no telling what she's been getting high on. Meth? She can't get rid of those freaking sores around her mouth and on her cheeks because of it. Regular pimples don't last that long, they're from the drugs. So get ready Unfitney to have your visitation with Kevin's kids reduced and to fork over more of your money so Kevin and his kids can live comfortably.


awww another britney story


considering that brit eats a lot of junk food, she is in pretty good shape
ck her abs...


agreed... those sores look like they're from drug use and probably the hair extentions are being used because she's losing her hair as well.
she can't focus on those babies. she can only focus on herself. she'll need to provide Kevin with more child support and that's only right.


Britney's lawyer is an idiot. She told the judge that" he wasn't a pop star with a number one album to promote"...Britney's album isn't number one and promoting it? Hello...all she does is buy Starbucks, houses, chandeliers and now another car. That's really promoting that album all right.


Love the outfit. For once it doesn't look like junk or sweats.

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Does Federline not have to do drugs test too.? His copybook is far from clean.


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