First of all Britney probably thinks China is in Alaska. That's overseas to her.

Secondly they would only let her adopt a kid from China equipped with Aqua Dots to hopefully take her ass out. Therefore we don't have to see her ugly ass mug again.

She wants one from Column A and one from Column B. With three, however, she gets egg roll ;-)

It's true. She told a friend she wanted someone to do her laundry when she's old.

another made up britney story

Just another reason for China to hate us.This is obviously a false story, but now the seed has been planted in what passes for her brain and she is probably , as I type, booking first class with leather seats

...as Slap says, she's booked to Alaska and will come back with two Eskimos. ;-)

I guess the PetCo pets weren't satisfying her nurturing instincts enough. :-P

Barbies are cheaper and you can always go out and shop for me clothes for them. The judge would let you drive around with them too.

Oopsie, Barbie was on my keyboard. I meant "shop for more clothes". lol

I find it tough to type too with
Ken on -my- keyboard. ;-)

Would my Bob Mackie Cher doll be TMI? :-P

So wait...
...people think that Angelina cheated the adoption system, but your gonna give this crazy bit** with two neglected children already the ok??
ya right.
--lie.

"That would be like letting Michael Jackson start his own day care center."

lol

They should give her a hairbrush and tell her its a kid. God knows she wouldnt recognise either.