Ring it at $1,200.00 ;-)
But at that price, what's another 2C's?

What puzzles me is, can you actually use ANY of those tools with dexterity when you're holding that bigass wad as a handle?

Hammacher-Schlemmer told me it's possible, but I have serious doubts. ;-)

1,200 doubts :-P

P.S.
Don't forget the "12/20-gauge shotgun choke tube tool" Yikes! :-)

P.S.S.
Imagine tossing that baby in the tray going through security at Heathrow! LOL

Oooh I don't think you'd be going far after that.

I thought it was a SAW 4 promo pic or something.

Toon, a good movie for "product placement" ;-)

Editor, I can feel the Taser® jolt just thinking about that! :-(

BTW, did you know that Taser® is an acronym for "Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle" ;-)