I find it completely ironic that after months of personal downfall, Britney Spears "family" have finally decided to offer a very public olive branch out to the troubled star. Normally the only family members we have been hearing about are her mother - who plotted with K-Fed to get the kids off her, her cousin Alli - who according to Fox News has her own hidden agenda of making it as a popstar and Jamie Lynn who in all honestly has been rather quite on matters of Britney. I'm not hear to drag up dirt about the females in the Spears camp, but I just don't understand as a family you would allow this situation to get so out of hand. Now all of a sudden Auntie Chandra and cousin Marshall want to get involved! Apparently Chandra McGovern said that the family was suffering watching Britney lose custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James and she was worried Britney could harm herself. Cousin Marshall Bridges, 58, whose uncle is Britney Spears' granddad, said the troubled pop star is still loved in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, and that she should come home to her family in order to start getting her life back in order. He said despite her having cut loose with the family, they would still welcome her with open arms and help her to get her children back. I know Britney is a grown woman, but had all this support come out a bit sooner and some kind of invention gone on, then I seriously doubt Britney would be in this situation right now.

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Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are working towards winning another Super Bowl and last night destroyed the Cincinnati Bengals but to keep things going amid all the off the field distractions someone forgot to run the in-flight entertainment by the Patriots personal according to the Boston Globe.

The paper reports that no one noticed the in-flight movie, the 2003 Al Pacino film "The Recruit" also starred Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. As soon as her name appeared in the opening credits, someone reportedly had the movie replaced.

He can't even watch a movie that Bridget is in? What kind of sh*t is that? Is Tom is really that sensitive or is he afraid that walking out on his girlfriend while she's 3-months pregnant is going to come back to haunt him?

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Dedicated Scientologist Tom Cruise is reportedly afraid that deposed intergalactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth and is looking into building a underground bunker at his Colorado home. The UK Firm Powerhouse have designed a bunker fit for the entire Cruise family at the cost of $10 million. Can we get started on building this already? The sooner it's done, the sooner I can pile 40 tons of cement over top of it, sealing Tom down there for all of eternity.

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I know all you "Sex And The City" fans are going to freak out but couldn't they have gotten someone younger and prettier to play "Carrie?" Yes, I know she was in the TV show. Yes I know you identify with her as "Carrie" but who wants to see this bag of bones on the big screen? I don't know what's grosser; the supposed Anna Nicole Smith death picture floating around the intertubes today, the above picture of SJP, or the picture below where her breasts are about to fall out of her dress. Just think, Matthew Broderick has seen her step out of the shower. Sopping wet. And naked. No wonder he's done so well on Broadway.

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Sienna Miller and 'good friend' Rhys Ifans took the dogs out for another walk together, continuing to fuel the rumors that two are an item. What do you guys think, are these two getting serious?

Pictures by Ian Lawrence

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Vanessa Hudgens has obviously spent way too much time studying the "Paris Hilton Fame Playbook" instead of the one put out by Angelina Jolie because when asked about her "peace" t-shirt and who she's going vote for, the High School Musical star hasn't got a clue.

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