Jessica Simpson and former assistant CaCee Cobb partied at TenJune in New York City till 2:30am this morning. Nice to see that these two are still friends and hanging out with each other but you know what's even better? Jessica's breasts! Who cares if she looks like a deer in headlights or that she should have put some makeup on when she is showcasing her money making cleavage. I call them money makers because without them, studios would have stopped giving her work after "Dukes of Hazzard." Pictures by Demis Maryannakis

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When rock stars bitch about stuff to the media it's usually because they have sand in their vaginas because they were forced to drink diet coke with their Jack Daniel's or the green room can "only" fit 17 groupies instead of 30 but I think Kid Rock gets a free pass on this one and is calling shenanigans on Pamela Anderson's miscarriage last year.

"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James," the 36-year-old rapper says. "I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah,'" Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up." Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"

That is some seriously f*cked up sh*t, you don't f*ck around with a man and his Lake Show tickets, ever. If this is true, it's up with there with fake rape accusations.

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What are the producers of the "Sex And The City" movie trying to do to Sarah Jessica Parker's career? Yesterday she was a The Corpse Bride and Today she's The Bride of Frankenstein. Are they intentionally trying to make SJP look as bad as possible? Is Kim Cattrall behind this? Pictures by Jason Winslow and Jennifer Mitchell

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Y'all ready for another Britney Spears and Kevin Federline custody court battle? If not, the media is! We spotted a camera crew setting up outside of K-Fed's house ahead of todays court date. Britney Spears is supposedly optimistic about regaining custody of her kids today because she now has a valid California drivers license but I don't think it's going to be enough, a case of too little, too late. If I was the judge, which I'm not or there would be a lot less homeless people and hippies in Venice and Santa Monica, I wouldn't give Britney any custody rights until she has completed all the parenting classes, had the psych evaluation, and passed several drug and alcohol tests. And just for the hell of it, I would make K-Fed enroll in a high school sexual education class to learn about STD's and how to use condoms correctly. What do you kids think? She getting her children back today or is the judge going to lay some smack down on her again?

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We spotted American Idol reject Sanjaya Malakar leaving the Fox Reality Channel Awards last night with a huge martini glass (classy!) and when asked about winning the "Favorite Loser" award he said it is "the best thing that ever has happened" to him. I'm pretty sure it's the only thing he has ever won. My vote went to the Reno, Nevada couple from "America's Trashiest Weddings" that held their reception at the strip club the bride worked in.

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Cash Warren just can't keep thew smile off his face since he recently reunited to former squeeze Jessica "hot bod" Alba. Well if I was a dude I would be too!

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