Charlie Sheen Has Bad Tattoos
1:48 Monday, October 8, 2007
A sting-ray inside his left ankle, denoting membership of the gang he formed with four friends - including his stunt double Eddie Braun and Nicolas Cage - back in the summer of 1990, when they all owned vintage Corvette Stingray sports cars 'and some permanent logo was needed'. Winged letter 'D' inside his right ankle, for the name of his first wife, whom he left after five months in 1996 The name 'Denise' written in a delicate, curling script, for Denise Richards, the actress he married in 2002 on his left wrist. A cartoon of a rough wooden sign held in place by a giant nail, bearing the words back in 15 minutes over his heart. A dragon with glasses.Kids, I live in Los Angeles and because of the beach and gorgeous weather year 'round I see a lot of tattoos. A lot of bad tattoos. Some so bad (a naked nun inserting her rosaries into he most intimate of intimate areas for example) that they, like Charlie's are laughable. So before you go out and get that tattoo of Calvin pissing on something you hate or Yosemite Sam with the words "back off" underneath take my advice seriously.
Don't get symbols unless you are prepared to be asked what they stand for or mean for the rest of your life. Arm bands: Unless you're a 300 lb Polynesian, tribal arm bands are off limits. They look terrible and will brand you as preppy frat boy douche bag for the rest of your life. Tramp stamps: Don't. Even. Think. About. Them. Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Lover names: Bad idea and unlucky as proven by Charlie. Also see Johnny Depp and his 'Got any tattoo advice of your own? Leave it in the comments.Wynona''Winona' (face meet palm) tattoo for more evidence. Don't be cheap: Why does that Tasmanian devil tattoo on your ankle look like a tornado? Because you wanted to save a few bucks and had some guy, who was better suited to stealing cars than scarring flesh, tattoo you. Finally, don't go on impulse or you will be having your flesh burned off like Charlie.
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