While Britney Spears is spending time with her little munchkins (two days in a row!) news breaks that Britney has submitted to the court ordered drug tests and shocker! Passed! You go girl! Way to take control Britney, keep this up and those kids will be back in their Malibu cribs in no time. But the news isn't all good for Britney today. She has been ordered by a judge to be booked for her little hit & run stunt she pulled a couple of weeks ago which means we will soon have a Britney Spears mugshot!!!! Yay! I can't wait to add this one to my collection (I print out celebrity mugshots and roll around in them, occasionally naked, shouting "there is a god!"). Picture by Murray, Martin

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Now that 80% of the paparazzi are out keeping an eye on Britney Spears, we haven't seen much of the usually overexposed Paris Hilton. So when these pictures of Paris going about her usual business of shopping, eating at fancy restaurants, shopping, walking her dogs, and shopping some more came across my desk this morning, I was hit with the feeling that everything is back to normal. With a schedule like that who has time to visit Rawanda, or follow up on saving the environment, or even write her own diary? Pictures by London Entertainment

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Jennifer Lopez is doing her best to milk the pregnancy rumor mill for all it's worth as she promotes her new CD 'Brave.' Yesterday she hit up MTV's Total Request Live wearing her standard baby bump hiding dress that seems to come in every imaginable pattern and this morning she performed live on Good Morning America with host Diane Sawyer accidentally breaking the pregnancy news. Before her performance, Sawyer leaned in to give J-Lo a hug and even though she'd put down her microphone, a faint "Congratulations" could be heard.Not to be left out of the action, Marc Anthony's ex-wife Dayanara Torres may have also accidentally confirmed the pregnancy. During an appearance on Spanish gossip television show Escandalo TV, the former Miss Universe was asked if her and ex-hubby Marc Anthony's kids were excited about having a new brother or sister, Torres responded

"They don't know anything about it, because I only found out a day ago, But I suppose they will be very happy, because when my sister had her son they were."

Torres also let it slip that she found out through J-Lo's secretary or her agent. I guess she didn't get the memo to keep her mouth shut. Lots more video and pics after the jump!

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Kid Rock isn't letting Pamela Anderson's marriage to amateur porn star Rick Salomon get him down. After appearing on The David Letterman show, where he said "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?" when asked about Pam's marriage, we spotted the Detroit rocker out to dinner at New York City's Cipriani's with models Noemie Lenoir and Diana Jenkins. Rock also reportedly wants the $500,000 engagement ring he gave Pam back telling Newsweek magazine "Maybe, she'll send my half-a-million-dollar ring back now. I doubt it, but, boy, that would be nice." $500K ring? Damn! Do you know how many homes that could buy in certain parts of Detroit? Like 30! With the money from the ring plus a few more bucks out of his pocket, "Detroit Rock City" could have a whole new meaning.

Pictures by Richie Buxo

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Victoria Beckham doing a photo shoot for Gilles Bensimon at the Louvre Pyramides in Paris, France. Victoria Beckham continued to look out of this world in her galactic chic attire for a photo shoot in Paris, France. After looking like the love child of Elmo and Big Bird and rocking a costume from the movie "Dune," Posh Spice let her nipples loose in front of the Louvre. Someone in wardrobe is going to get it when the bill from PhotoShoping those suckers from high to low to comes in. Lots more video and pics after the jump!

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It was a busy day for Britney Spears yesterday. After spending some quality time with her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, and their court appointed parenting coach Britney headed out for a coffee (which she managed to spill all over herself) and shopped for a new cell phone and some blue tooth accessories at her local Cingular store in Santa Monica, California. She even managed to mix in an upskirt shot (what a gal!) but after zooming in on the photo I cannot tell if she is or isn't wearing underwear. Somehow I am still amazed by the amount of paparazzi working the Britney beat, I should be used to it by now, seeing how I work for a paparazzi agency but I still stare open mouthed at these videos.

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