Wow! Someone's been getting their '5 a day' (fruit and veg that is, for all you one track minded people). Delta Goodrem stopped photographers in their tracks as she posed at the launch of her new album "Delta" at the Sydney Opera House in Australia. In a sexy black dress with long flowing hair, she looked demure and stunning. Also, in this picture she kinda reminds me of Ben Stiller's wife Christine Taylor, no? Brain McFadden must be proud.

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Sometimes looking at people who have everything they want all day long gets me in a little huff! I mean, Rihanna is just 19 years old and has the world at her feet and all because she won a beauty pageant at her school and then was jetted off to meet Jay Z. Who said looks don't get you everywhere! Still, jealously aside, how cute is Rihanna's puppy DJ. Looks like he's a fan of the old hair dryer :-)

Pictures: A Macpherson

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After missing my train to work because of a gang of school kids and having not had the time to shove a decent amount of breakfast down my throat yet - it came as a relief to turn on my computer and see my favorite man beaming back at me. Every day should start with Josh Hartnett. Splash caught up with the hunker hunker as he left the MTV studios in NYC yesterday. Photographers described him as looking 'casual,' but I like to call it FIT! I think it may be time I transferred from the London office to the New York one. Pictures: A. Macpherson

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Leave it to Life & Style Weekly to ruin my attempt at sneaking out of work to get an early start on saving alcoholics from falling off the wagon by consuming all the beer, vodka, tequila, and peach schnapps in Los Angeles, by breaking a story that Kevin Federline is claiming that Britney Spears hit him.

Was Britney abusive? That’s the latest allegation from her ex Kevin Federline. “Kevin says she hit him several times during their marriage,” says an insider. In the custody case, the judge ordered Britney not to use corporal punishment on the boys. “Kevin asked for that,” says the insider, “because he’s scared she’ll hit the kids, too.” A Brit insider refutes Kevin’s claims, however, saying, “This is just another attempt to make Britney look like a bad mom.”

Who wouldn't hit K-Fed? Every time I see pictures of him I have to restrain myself from putting my fist through my monitor, imagine having to live with the guy? Picture by Hot Shots Worldwide

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Rosie O'Donnell showed the world how not to pose at a book signing today at Barnes & Noble in New York City. Her book, "Celebrity Detox," comes out today which I know all of you are rushing out to buy. I'm going with the always hilarious "Can I Has Cheezeburger?" Leave your caption in the comments. Picture by Edward Le Poulin

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Are you an Ozzy Osbourne freak? Do you own every Black Sabbath B-side? Memorized every Zakk Wylde guitar riff? Is your life not complete until you and Ozzy have barked at the moon together and pledged your allegiance to Satan? If so, nows your chance to get just a little bit closer to the Prince of Darkness! Ozzy and his "business savvy" wife (to be polite) are auctioning off items from their homes around world. Yes! You can own something Ozzy drooled on! Something Sharon's dogs probably sh*t on! Something that daughter Kelly sat on while moaning about being fat! Better yet, you can bid on the ATV that Ozzy flipped over, nearly killing him or son Jack's leather bedroom furniture. I bet some of Courtney Love's drugs are still hiding underneath the cushions. The auction is slated for November 30 and December 1 at the Gibson Guitar Showroom in Beverly Hills, CA, with a portion of the proceeds going towards the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Fund.

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