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Somewhere some idiot is going to get fired for greenlighting the Kim Kardashian ego-vehicle reality show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." Why the hell do we need this show? Better yet, why would we want to "keep up with the Kardashians" in the first place? Making an amateur sex tape, sucking up to Paris Hilton, and being famous because your dad helped a murderer get away with well, murder is not the same as upgrading your cable to digital, putting an addition to your house, or buying a new car. Did the Smiths or the Jones' kids ever take naked and sexually explicit photos when they were underage? Anyway, Kim showed up to the Pacific Design Center showing off the goods, again, while wearing one of Beyonce's wigs before hitting up Koi for dinner and partying at Hyde.

Pictures by Russ Einhorn and G-Hollywood Video by G-Hollywood

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Joaquin Phoenix wore an interesting suit to the premiere of his new movie 'We Own The Night.' Is that made from Teflon? Leave your bad suit jokes in the comments and I don't want to see any "your brother wouldn't be caught dead in that" funny business because, well, his brother is dead and making fun of the dead is never funny. Unless that dead person was a douche bag and/or Hitler, which River certainly was not. (I call a window seat)

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Hilary Duff is still filming 'Greta' in Southern New Jersey and SPOILER ALERT: she has a problem getting a wireles signal in the movie!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! How will she be able to send that heartfelt love email to her crush? Or poke him on Facebook? Will she be able to jump on someone's unsecured wi-fi? Will she suck it up and go to a Starbucks? Or will she be forced to do the unthinkable and pick up the phone like kids in the olden days used to do? The suspense is killing me!!!

Pictures by Ed Isabella

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Almost a year after their separation, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe are finally officially divorced. According to the court documents, the divorce was made official last Friday with only the financial and custody arrangements remaining to be finalized. I hope Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are paying attention to how these two have gone about their divorce. Out of the public eye, no public attacks, no custody battle, and most importantly no scandals. Well, almost no scandals. There was that rumor that Ryan cheated on Reese but that was swept under the rug pretty quickly.

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Hollywood couple Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been doing their best to keep a low profile lately but we spotted the two lovebirds out for dinner last night in Beverly Hills. I have to ask, do you really think these celebs eat the food they take home from restaurants? Does a shirtless Lachey roll out of bed in the middle of the night in just his boxers, open the fridge and dive into whatever leftover goodness they happened to bring home that night? Could it be the Hollywood pressure to stay thin that drives Vanessa to take two bites of her grilled chicken breast salad (no skin, dressing on the side of course) and have the waiter box it up? Or are they just like me and let the leftover Kung Pao chicken sit in their fridge so long that it's rancid smell somehow seeps into everything in the fridge from the mustard to the beer?

Pictures by Ben Tsui

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Kiefer Sutherland pleaded no contest to driving under the influence and could face up to 48 days in jail. The "24" star was arrested on September 25th after cops spotted him making an illegal U-turn with Sutherland failing subsequent field sobriety test. 48 days may sound like a lot of jail time but this is Kiefer's fourth DUI (how the hell did he have a license?) so he's probably getting off a little easy.

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