Even the strangest of our favorite Hollywood stars look sane next to this fruitcake! If you are eating your breakfast/lunch then I wouldn't digest this copy any further. Pictured above is a hospital worker who was arrested for allegedly having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman! Lab technician Anthony Merino was discovered by a security guard in the morgue of Holy Name hospital in Teaneck, New Jersey. "This heinous crime is a travesty," hospital bosses said in a statement. "We are horrified and saddened for the family of the patient and are completely empathic and sympathetic to them." Teaneck police were called and Merino, from Upper Manhattan, was charged with desecrating human remains. He had reportedly only been working at the hospital for two weeks, and as a result has been fired by the hospital, who said he passed a background check before he was hired. He is now being held pending a psychological evaluation. NO SH**!

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In case you were asleep yesterday, troubled Britney Spears has finally released her long awaited album 'Blackout'. There has been huge hype surrounding the album and it's latest single and I'm guessing Britney will be hoping for some good news with her sales. Which I'm sure Chris Crocker is helping with!

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These exclusive shots of Kate Moss jetting into New York's JFK airport alone were actually taken on Monday night, but regardless of the date, this so called 'supermodel' looks shockingly rough. Did someone say airbrush? Wearing an all black mohair jacket and clutching a white woollen scarf, Kate didn't look to happy to see the cameras. She tried to hide behind her new hairstyle, which she had cut for I-D Magazine, before reaching for her sunglasses and making a speedy exit from the airport with her chauffeur Miss Moss is currently still in New York City.

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Pictures: S. Wake / R. Field

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I guess sleeping on a tour bus agrees with Amy Winehouse. She spent last night and all day today sleeping in her bus right outside the Ab Club, and emerged looking better than she has in a long time! (Like here, for example.) I just hope she keeps this up for the English leg of her tour, which starts in two weeks in Birmingham.

Pictures by BBH Pictures

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Splash caught up with Mel Gibson as he left Arclight Cinema in Hollywood last night. He looked up right when the paps zeroed in, leaving him looking like quite the guilty party. What can I say, I'm a big fan of candids! Mel also looks amazingly young here, don't you think?

Pictures by Antony Mercer

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We were outside Radio 1 in London today when we caught presenter Emma Griffiths and boyfriend ex-Busted star Matt Willis. They were in today to be interviewed by Chris Moyles about their upcoming "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" spinoff on ITV2. Emma and Matt are quite the stylish couple, wouldn't you say?

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Pictures by Dean Chapple

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