1:53 Thursday, October 18, 2007
I found Rihanna's song "Umbrella" a little annoying but I can see why people like it; its catchy, has a strong hook, and a beat that's hard not to bob your head too but when did Rihanna get so hot? Wait, is she old enough for me to call her hot?
Sh*t, gotta check her wiki.
Update: Phew! She's 19. I've already been called a drunk, an a**hole, and a douche bag; the last thing I need is to get branded a pedophile
1:12 Thursday, October 18, 2007
12:34 Thursday, October 18, 2007
According to
In Touch Weekly, Britney and her camp are blaming her cell phone coverage for the reason she was
banned from visiting her kids. The pop tart claims that she did in fact give her contact information to the drug testing facilities but they couldn't get in touch with her because of the bad reception she has at her Malibu home (You know the house she's never at because she's out posing for the paparazzi or staying at a hotel).
Sure Britney, you're the only celebrity living in Malibu that can't get reception. I'm calling bullsh*t on this one just like her and the "
broken intercom."
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12:01 Thursday, October 18, 2007
I grew up in the suburbs outside of New York City, north of the Bronx, and the one thing I hated which eventually forced me to leave are the fake wannabe mobster goombas and gold chain wearing uber-tan guidos. They are the most ridiculous cliche loving group you will ever come across. I have more respect for suicide bombers than I do for these douche bags.
You have two types, the first being the stereotype made famous on the 'Sopranos.' The fat old goombas who wear track suits everywhere even though the only exercise they get is raising their voice to their wife. They bastardize the Italian language by altering words or making up new ones like "gabba-deal" because their ignorant fat mouths can't say cavatelli, or 'manna-gawt' for manicotti, and 'gabba-gool' instead of capicola.
The other stereotype is the buff, young, over-hairgelled, perma-orange tan, gold chain wearing guido. When I was a kid the guido dream was to drop out of high school to work construction and drive a Monte Carlo SS or a Mustang GT. Now they still drop out of high school to work construction but they spend all the money not wasted on plucking their eyebrows on a lease for a Lexus/Infinity/Merecedes/BMW that they can't afford so they still live with mom (the basement has its' own entrance so it's cool).
They spend the weekend jamming the bridges and tunnels to get into New York City to drop ecstasy, dance to house music, and occasionally cheat on their equally awful stereotype hairdresser/stripper girlfriend by confusing a tranny for hot broad with big hair.
They are a complete waste of space which brings me to this guy, Joey Buttafuoco. This guy is a combination of both stereotypes. He's a loser whose underage girlfriend shot his wife in the face, served time in jail, boxed Chyna, and thinks it's all cool.
People like you Joey give New York a bad name. Stop with the New York City pride, leave Los Angeles and go back to Long Island.
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9:26 Thursday, October 18, 2007
A week after Britney Spears was granted
one overnight visit per week with her two children, Jayden James and Sean Preston, Britney has been stripped of all visitation rights for failing to obey court orders.
"Petitioner's [Britney's] visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner's compliance with the court orders," the court documents from the hearing read.
According to
TMZ, Britney lost visitation rights for failing to supply the drug testing facilities with contact information in order to conduct the court ordered random drug tests.
Britney needs to clean up her act fast otherwise she won't being seeing her kids until the next court hearing on October 26th.
All this talk of losing her visitation rights didn't seem to bother her yesterday. BritBrit headed to Sunset Tan in Hollywood to work on her orange glow and then stopped at McDonald's for a "Combo #3" (I think that's the quarter pounder meal).
She also may want to keep her mouth shut about the ongoing custody battle as she was overheard calling L.A. county commissioner Scott M. Gordon an "old fart" while shopping at Neiman Marcus Los Angeles according to
Us Weekly.
"I hate my judge," Spears declared to Bret. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all."
"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."
Calling the man that can take your kids away from you for a very long time a "mean old fart" is sure to win points with him. Keep it up Britney and Kevin Federline will be singing "Gimmie More" with ever child support check.
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7:40 Thursday, October 18, 2007
While a pretty blonde is busy marching all over the press, claiming that rehab regular Lindsay left her with a broken heart when she stole her fiance, Lohan looks too busy to care! Splash caught up with DUI ditz making her self look gorgeous at Ken Paves salon. Ken, who has the honor of cutting and pruning the locks of many celebs, chose a relaxed curl for the star.
Wonder what Riley Giles thought of it?
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Picture: Phamous Photos
Pictures by Banks, Amy, Martin
