Is it sad that my first two thoughts when I saw these pictures of Tara Reid looking extra busty at the premiere of 'Rendition' were, "How did she get invited?" and "I guess she might as well get her money's worth."

Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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Katie Holmes took her daughter, everybody's favorite thetan, Suri, out for a walk along Madison Avenue in New York City. If you've been reading Us Weekly you would know that the bottle Suri is holding is not just any old bottle of milk. It's a Xenu fighting Scientolgy concoction of barley water, milk, and corn syrup championed by Scientology creator L. Ron Hubbard as healthier than breast milk and formula. Sounds yummy.

Pictures by Jason Winslow

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'Listen up kids, this it what happens when you wear something out of 'Sex And The City' or raid your 'Cirque Du Soleil' dancer friend's closet while high. Picture by Russ Einhorn

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Alright! Lindsay Lohan has only been back in Los Angeles for a few days and we already she's already back to some of her old tricks! I thought we would have to wait till week 3 for a decent side boob shot! At this rate she'll be back at Winston's by the end of next week (I'm kidding!). Lindsay gave us a peak during a break in her Tango training a the Millennium Dance Studio. She had lunch at the Pit Fire pizza restaurant and did a little shopping minus her new beau Riley Giles, whom she is supposedly engaged to but not really. Got that?

Pictures by Todd Seligman

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Britney Spears had another adventurous day out yesterday. The noticeably braless pop tart stopped at Sharkey's Mexican restaurant creating a paparazzi frenzy while she munched on a cookie. Then she dragged all the paps to a doctor's office where she reportedly got her lips worked on and in true Britney Spears fashion was involved in a minor traffic accident. Don't worry, Brit Brit is alright. She just drove over the foot of a hapless paparazzo whose only injury was to his ego now that the entire world knows he not only wears Teva's but he wears socks with them (ouch!). While Britney continues to live in her own reality, the real world continues to crash around her. Her comeback single "Gimme More" is dead on the radio, where it's languishing at the bottom of every chart, according to Radio & Records and now TMZ breaks the story that Britney has pretty much refused to work with and meet the court appointed parenting coach, flaking on yesterday's appointment. Can we be done with her yet? Kthnxbai.

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Uma Thurman walked the red carpet at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks Gala at The Royal Albert Hall in London last night wearing a sparkling see-thru dress. I don't know if it's due to some clever fabric placing or the lighting but where the hell are her nipples? Does Uma even have nipples? A quick Google Image Search of Uma Thurman Nipple (NSFW) proves that she does, so what's going here? Maybe it's a good thing we can't see Uma's lady bits because dude in the background looks ready to blow.

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