Halle Berry's Unborn Child Receives Honorary Degree?!

Halle Berry’s Unborn Child Receives Honorary Degree

Halle Berry's baby isn't due until 2008 and has already received an honorary degree from New York's prestigious Pace University Performing Arts Department! Yep, all Halle had to do was hold a televised seminar at the school, after which James Lipton, Dean and Founder of the School, presented the award, saying that:
"Tonight is special in many ways not least because this is the first time in 13 years that I have been face to face with two guests in that chair. One of them is the youngest in the history of 'Inside the Actors Studio.' As Dean Emeritus of The Actors Studio Drama School I would like to say that since this little person has already attended this craft seminar, and has behaved like a perfect gentleman or lady, he or she is officially and forever an alumnus or alumna of Pace University."
So now not only will the baby be bilingual, but he/she already has one degree under his or her belt! Honestly.
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Why will her baby be bilingual?


Nevermind, just read it.


"What is your favorite curse word? Hold that thought. Excuse me while I change my Depends. Adieu!"


That is just freaking ridiculous. I'm speechless.


The baby will speak French and Pimpanese.
James, go back to pimping and peddling iced tea.


Nepotism is alive and well.


lol. they must be expecting that kid to be really stupid

and like selma heyak , halle berry has stooped to a new low, selling babies to white boys

and to add insult to injury. these stupid white b'tards are blaming her dead black father for halle berry's dwindling popularity and for why "things got burnt in a fire" was such a monumental box office flop

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