We spotted Kelly Osbourne and her dog wearing matching blue hooded sweatshirts as they strolled through rainy London. For a woman that's heard a few barks and woofs in her lifetime (if you catch my drift), she might want to distinguish herself from her own dog as much as possible. Pictures by Ian Lawrence

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Gisele Bundchen aka "Gutless" as she's known in the comments is selling the apartment she shared with former boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio. The Brazillian supermodel has listed the luxury penthouse, which has two-bedrooms, three-bathrooms, sweeping views of the Hudson River and a 2,500 sq ft roof deck with a chef's grill and party-sized Jacuzzi, for $10.9 million. The Victoria's Secret model isn't moving far though, she's bought an even larger town house down the street. Who knew that taking your clothes off and being a starf*cker could pay so well.

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Kelly Ripa is looking f*cking ripped!!! Somebody check to see if she's listed in the BALCO records or Victor Conte's phone records.

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Uncle Kracker, real name Mathew Shafer, has plead guilty to misdemeanor assault assault and sentenced to 12 months' probation, fined $1,500, and ordered to undergo an alcohol assessment. Back in August the former Kid Rock DJ was arrested for sticking his hand up a strippers skirt at a Raleigh, North Carolina strip club. Note to self: Do not go to strip clubs in North Carolina. Re: Will end up in jail.

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Nicole Richie is heading back to school for her court mandated alcohol education and awareness program according to document obtained by People.com.

The program consists of 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face-to-face interviews and 12 hours of alcohol education, according to the council. Participants are also encouraged to attend 12-step meetings.

I Wish Nicole good luck. That is a lot of meetings and counseling sessions where she will be reminded constantly of how big of a mistake drinking and driving was. It's almost enough to drive you to drink.

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Joey Fatone of Dancing With The Stars and 'N Sync fame spoke with Extra TV and said he wants to help Britney Spears get her career and more importantly her life back on track.

“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.” He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando. “Britney call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get way from it all,” he pleaded. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”

The only time I would ever ask Joey Fatone for help is if I needed a ringer for a calzone eating contest. Can you imagine how fat these two would get if they lived with each other? Pictures by G-Hollywood

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